Thursday, August 15, 2013

ALF Defense

Perhaps they would appreciate the opportunity to commune up close and personal in Nature's bliss with their furry forest friends... [More]
Posted by David Codrea at 8/15/2013 12:12:00 PM

2 comments:

Bear said...

If they follow the instructions in that manual (I skimmed through it), they will become one with their furry friends. A need for pro bono legal aid will not be an issue. Pro bono mortuary services, perhaps, depending what -- if any -- scraps the wolves leave behind. Check out the directions for freeing a large, pain-enraged wolf from a trap. Don't forget the stick to encourage the f/e/a/r/s/o/m/e/ p/r/e/d/a/t/o/r/ cuddly Disney character to move along afterwards.

8/15/2013 1:54 PM
Robert Fowler said...

The booklet then outlines how to destroy traps, harass trappers and interfere with legal hunts by blowing air horns and using other noisemakers, smoke bombs, whistles and trumpets. It counsels saboteurs to have an attorney at the ready, preferably pro bono, and to have a camera to “provide documentation and ward off aggressive hunters.”

They could learn about the 3 S's. Some hunters don't play that game.

8/15/2013 3:29 PM

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