Tuesday, October 14, 2014

We're the Only Ones Misspeaking Enough

Jeez, buddy, you're not s'posed to tell him, you're just s'posed to do it. [More]

If they can do it to Teodulu, they can do it to you.

[Via danno]
Posted by David Codrea at 10/14/2014 09:50:00 AM

3 comments:

FedUp said...

"Do anything that frightens me, innocent or not, and I'll kill you."

Since those are the official rules of engagement for every police encounter, a few million of times a day, what's wrong with making sure everybody understands the rules by stating them up front?

10/14/2014 10:26 AM
Mack said...

David, you are really good with movie references, I'm surprised you didn't use the classic lines from Stripes:

Psycho: The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Leon: Ooooooh.

Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

10/14/2014 5:45 PM
Mack said...

Even better, see here:

Psyco - Lighten up Francis

10/14/2014 6:43 PM

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