Who Will Help Me Bake the Bread?

"Not I," barked the lazy dog.

"Not I," purred the sleepy cat.

"Not I," quacked the noisy yellow duck.

"Not I," bloviated the GINO (Gun activist In Name Only, who makes SSI a regular stop but never lifts a finger, aside from posting an occasional opinion in "comments"). "But Molon Labia!" [More]

Any bets those who answered Mike's plea, out of the thousands of "regular" Irregulars, can be counted on one hand? And they'll be the same few who send him an occasional voluntary subscription payment?