Imagine if You Will

Imagine if you will that you worked for a large company and were issued both a company car and company-provided credit card. Then imagine what would happen if you decided to use that company car to drive to a casino, to use that company-provided credit card to get a cash advance to buy chips, and you did it all on company time. [More]

Then imagine if you drilled a hole in your hotel door and...

Or imagine if you arranged for guns to be "walked" to Mexico...

And imagine...

I've got some feelers out to see if I can identify the SAC who doesn't know when to fold 'em.  In the mean time, what I'd like to imagine is seeing some of these bastards get the behind-bars time they've so repeatedly earned.

[Via William T]