Tuesday, December 01, 2015

We're the Only Ones Fleeing the Scene Enough

A renowned San Francisco police officer was placed on medical leave before he was arrested on suspicion of hit-and-run and will be suspended when he is eligible to return to duty, authorities said Monday. Christoper Kohrs, 38, was arrested 11 hours after a Dodge Charger ran down and seriously injured two pedestrians crossing the street early Sunday morning in a San Francisco neighborhood of popular nightspots. [More]
"Dodge" sounds like what his victims should have done.  "Charger" sounds like what he did.

Too bad he wasn't driving a different model. "I Left My Dart in San Francisco" would have fit nicely here.

UPDATE: I'm told I neglected to mention "Ram."

[Via Kevin Starrett]

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