Still, who could be more discriminated against than Will Smith's "grown relationship" wife?
Or Spike "Shoot Charlton Heston with a .44 Bulldog" Lee? How much money has your current dog lost, dawg? And why haven't production/publicity budgets been released?
Yes, Commie Tool Paul? You wanted to sing something?
For their part, "progressive" plantation of privilege overseers are embarrassed (the money guys are raging behind the scenes) at their bottomless hypocrisy being exposed, and figure an affirmative action program is just the thing to dupe the marks they're trying to delude and fleece:
This only leaves one question, really: Where the hell is Skip Coolzip when you really need him?
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I can't wait* for all the hand wringing from presenters and nominees. Maybe some will give up their awards to the people their organisation snubbed so they can feel inclusive or whatever.
*Not that I'll actually watch a bunch of rich celebs heap praise upon themselves for playing pretend for a living.
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