U.S. Sen. Charles Schumer is urging federal regulators to look into a "snortable chocolate" powder, saying he's worried that it could prove harmful and is being marketed like a drug. [More]Considering who's behind it, my headline essentially wrote itself.
[Via Steve T]
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New York — the Puritan State.
I’m going to buy me two packets of that stuff and wash it down with the biggest Slurpee I can find.
Mothers, guard your daughters1
The whole idea of snorting food products seems pretty stupid to me, but what do I know. Meanwhile Chucky Schumer would find a better use of his office just sleeping behind his desk.
Apparently all the nation's problems have been solved and there is nothing productive left for our legislators to do.
I'm astounded by this, but I guess President Trump really was just that good.
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