Monday, November 04, 2019

Invading Their Safe Space

According to a release from Vassar's Safety and Security department, around 2 a.m. Friday, two male intruders entered the house through an unlocked door, one with what appeared to be a handgun. The department said the men bound the students and searched the house.  [More]
Unlocked door, eh?  Hey, nothing like that ever happens here!

I don't suppose with the perps still at large, some BOLO information might be appropriate?

[Via Michael G]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

PC Only Ones?

Henry said...

“Halloween night,” “townhouse,” “group of students,” and “unlocked door” says “party” to me. Maybe that’s why there’s no BOLO information — not much use in asking people to look out for a pirate and a vampire.

Anonymous said...

Once upon a time, there was this guy named Charles Darwin.

There's even an award and web site named after him.

Anonymous said...

Cue "Yellow Hat:"

BOLO? We don't got no BOLO. We don't need no BOLO. We don't got to cho you no steenkin' BOLO!"