We're the Only Ones Blubbering Enough

“Sir, I am begging you, please don’t send me to jail,” Arbeeny said. It worked. [More]

Think this oinker would have listened to that from a collar...?

And despite it all, his legal strategy is still blaming "arrest quotas" instead of himself. No wonder the kid is messed up.

Wonder how much Judge Reichbach cost.

[Via Michael G]