Friday, April 03, 2020

As the Mask Slips

U.S. coronavirus deaths top 1,000 in single day, White House expected to recommend everyone wear masks [More]
I'd love to.

But how?

Perhaps our friends in the People's Republic could turn this into a "win-win" by flooding the market with counterfeits?

Boy, if this was "due to guns," the MILMs would be having nonstop orgasms, no doubt their first in years not induced by cats.

UPDATE:

I rest my case.

2 comments:

Henry said...

“White House expected to recommend everyone eat cake.”

There, FIFY.

Counterfeits? My spambox has already been inundated with offers to sell me “coronavirus masks,” hasn’t yours?

David Codrea said...

What? Sorry, I was preoccupied with emails from "Lonely MILFs" hoping I liked their selfies...