New York, New York, It's a Wonderful Town

Investigator's now asking for the public's help identifying all four suspects. [Watch]

Sure. Got descriptions? 

And then there's the obligatory editorial add-on, accompanied by a practiced and perfected look of sincerity:

Thankfully, all of them are expected to survive.

Even the ones in gangs?

If only New York would step up the wealth transfers, ban all home builds, and impose microstamping, stuff like this wouldn't happen and they could get that Giffords grade up half a notch.

[Via 1Gat]