Thursday, April 18, 2019

A Giant Rat as Their Mascot Should Have Been the First Clue

Timothy Roshun Smith was shot in the leg and chest, and his daughter's leg was injured, when a loaded gun in a diaper bag went off Saturday outside a Chuck E Cheese's. [More]
Darwinianly dumb. But also exacerbated by obeying the rules.

Which hardly seems a good idea.

Under Pressure

Roblan has stated that he does not support the bill, but he will be pressured by other Democrats to vote it out of committee. [More]
Counter-pressure is needed, meaning Oregon gun owners need to be the ones to apply it.

The Ties that Bind

The Southern Poverty Law Center identified the group as an extremist white nationalist group and the Anti-Defamation League identified it as a white supremacist group.  [More]
Oh, well then, guilty.

Here's how you can be a racist, too.

Like me, if you believe some cultures and ideologies are superior at encouraging individualism, liberty, prosperity, and innovation over others.

There's a Lesson in Here Somewhere

Authorities said her threats were not specific to any school. But Columbine and more than 20 other schools outside Denver reacted by locking their doors for nearly three hours Tuesday afternoon, and some canceled evening activities or moved them inside. [More]
How little it takes to grind everything to a halt.

[Via Dave Licht]

Boot-edge-edged Weapons

‘He knows he’s lying’: Pete Buttigieg makes B.S. argument for banning assault rifles and other ‘weapons of war’[More]
Since he's the one who brought it up, his argument is with our Creator.

[Via bondmen]

Pi-yow! Indeed

"He better be glad I didn't have a gun," Gainey said. "Because I would have shot him. But this is my gun right here (baseball bat). Because I gone 'Pi-yow!'" [More]
Foolish woman. Her decision to open the door and approach him would have negated a self-defense claim if she had, especially the way she can't resist all the media attention. Still, it's interesting to note some of the "leading voices" against "Stand Your Ground" claim it's racist.

Besides, based on statistical evidence, the whole situation could have been defused without resorting to violence by merely presenting a firearm. It's only bloodthirsty gun-grabbers who say the case for DGUs would be better served with a higher body count.

[Via bondmen]

The Usury Suspects

Operation Choke-Point 2.0? Gun Control Advocates Urge Banks To Refuse Service To Gun Companies [More]
Choke back. As Obama was quick to remind us, they didn't build the infrastructure in which they depend and thrive.

[Via bondmen]

We're the Only Ones Speechless Enough

Prosecutors reveal that 20 cops refused to speak to investigators after colleague was arrested for shooting dead unarmed yoga teacher who had called 911 [More]
Only a few bad apples, obviously. Gee, what have they got to hide?

Turnabout is fair play.

Why is there even a debate about police being the "Only Ones" who should be armed?

[Via  An Hour of Wolves]

Sign of the Times

“Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!” [More]
I would not want to have to explain that to a criminal or civil jury. Best not to be cute about such things, because one never knows when they won't seem so funny.


Another Hero with Feet of Clay

KODAK BLACK ARRESTED ON WEAPONS & DRUGS CHARGES AT U.S. BORDER ... [More]
And he seemed like such a promising young man.

When Assault Iguanas are Outlawed

 Disorderly man uses iguana as weapon [More]
In fairness, you don't need them to hunt deer.

Those Kooky Kids These Days

Hundreds Of Teens Run Through Downtown Chicago, Fighting And Disobeying Police [More]
Google helps us envision the troublemakers.

It doesn't strike anyone that resorting to code words is racist?

Didn't we just get done talking about great love for the press?

That Right There

Hatred of journalists whipped up by populist and authoritarian leaders is degenerating into violence across the world... [More]
You self-righteous DSM  propagandists and ignoramuses can't stop with the lies and admit the contempt is self-earned, can you?  You have no problem endangering American gun owners by egging on enforced infringements, but the second your precious hindquarters get pushback (the kind you don't enjoy), you get all ... uh ... butthurt.

Welcome to Bill Clinton's Rules of Engagement, motherf*****s. You have only yourselves to blame.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Stevie Wonder’s Call for Laws after Nipsey Hussle Murder Shows He’s Blind on Guns



There are none so blind as those who will not see. [More]
When you believe in things
That you don't understand, 
Then you suffer, 
Superstition aint the way.

Because Nothing Says Support for RKBA Like Democrat Activism

Long-time vigil participants Bob Hill and Jorge Amselle will share Vigil for Democracy organizational rolls... [More]
Do I dare bring this up again?

[Via Andy M]

Bash a Fash!

The message sent by McCormick is clear: Montgomery County residents can assault conservatives and Trump administration officials with impunity here. [More]
It's "like that first deep breath of fresh mountain air..."

[Via Michael G]

The Democrat Voter Preemptive Limitation Act of 2019

And now, a Democratic politician in Ohio wants to except black babies from the state’s fetal heartbeat bill. [More]
I expect there are probably some actual racist groups that would be happy to express solidarity with her.

[Via Michael G]

Bowled Over

Six people were injured after a driver intentionally tried to run them over in North Philadelphia, police said. [More]
But...but...but licensingRegistration...

What, no "hate crime" charges?

Word to the Wise

Between Jan. 1 and March 28, Microsoft's email services including Hotmail, Outlook, and MSN were breached and account information accessed. [More]
If you use any of these, you may want to change your password and see what else you can do to determine if you've been made more vulnerable.

[Via cydl]

NC Muster Call

SET WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24 MAY 1, ASIDE: This is ‘Second Amendment Wednesday.’ WE NEED YOU! GUN RIGHTS NEED YOU! Please take a day off work if you must. Please travel if you must. [More]
There is plenty of time to make arrangements.

UPDATE: Note date change.

Open-Ended

H.R.1112 Restricts Gun Rights and Freedom [More]
And thanks to "Republican" turncoats, there's a "92% chance of being enacted."

Survey SAYS...

Do you favor or oppose stricter gun control laws? [More]
Any opinion poll without metrics to determine if opinions are qualified is meaningless in terms of intellectual legitimacy.

[Via Roger J]

Captain's Log



We're the Only Ones Youth-Oriented Enough

A Wyandotte County sheriff’s deputy has been arrested and charged with several sex crimes against a child. [More]
Maybe there is no right answer...

[Via bondmen]

Nothing Ado about Much

Yuma mayor declares emergency, warns of 'imminent threat' from release of migrant families [More]
Oh, pshaw. Who's in a better position to know? Him or Cecillia Wang, Deputy Legal Director, ACLU?

This is a job for the Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group!


A Black Eye on His Career

Johnson County Prosecutor Brad Cooper has pleaded guilty to four criminal charges, including ... criminal confinement, identity deception and official misconduct — all Level 6 felonies — and a misdemeanor charge of domestic battery.  [More]
So he held her in contempt and took the law into his own hands...?

An Act of Liberation

[More]
And remember, for "progressives," every day is Opposite Day.

Meanwhile, Over at the Women's March...

An Imam has told his congregation in Wales that war is approaching and Islam allows them to take women as slaves and rape them. [More]
Let's go back to this country and get Tommy Lee's opinion.

[Via Jess]

We're the Only Ones Entrepreneurial Enough

Federal authorities in Maryland dismantled yet another smuggling ring of prison guards and inmates allegedly peddling heroin, cellphones and pornography-loaded flash drives behind bars — in exchange for sex and payments via PayPal and Western Union money orders. [More]
Maryland, where "general population" controls work as intended.

[Via Jess]

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Will Red Flag Laws Be Used to Set up Gun Owners?


What’s to stop false accusations, and incentives offered to make them? [More]
No worries: Lindsey Graham says those who object to the evisceration of due process and who oppose such things are "the fringe of the fringe" who want to let "multiple murderers" buy guns.

Not the Only Alternative

Swalwell Envisions Jail Time for Those Who Defy his “Assault Weapons” Ban ... but I also offer an alternative, which would be to keep them at a hunting club or a shooting range.  [More]
No. Your move.

[Via Greg K]

Fact Check

Sen. Gillibrand's Latest Talking Point About The NRA Is Completely False [More]
It would be hard to find someone with more contempt for her than me, but the claim that "NRA is largely funded by the gun manufacturers" should be evident to anyone who has ever looked through one of their magazines and seen all the ads.  In a few weeks members will be going to a convention where the industry has spent a fortune renting booths.

Add to that the Round-Up program, endowments, corporate sponsorships and the like -- here's just one example.

That doesn't invalidate the "five million members" claim (although I'd like to see that substantiated) or say that those members don't provide substantial funding themselves -- but that's not the claim being made here, is it?

The "completely false" assertion misinforms. And it does so in a way that transitions what Gillibrand claims into something she did not.

[Via Michael G]

Lies of Omission



[More]
Forget to mention a certain detail, Bloomberg lackeys...?

Thing is, I thought "progressives" and "feminists" lauded preemptive strikes, but I guess just not with a gun.

[Via Michael G]

If You Don't Want to be Raped, Don't Dress Like a Slut

Newspaper Suggests Conservative Speaker at UMKC Wanted to be Attacked [More]
Just keep your eyes down and follow the rules and you'll be fine.

[Via Michael G]

The Perfect Choice

A group of more than 30 top leaders of the conservative movement sent a letter to President Trump pushing a terrific idea: Appoint former Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli as the next secretary of homeland security. [More]
I guess if you like excuse-making gun-grabbers.

I reject the argument that it's his duty to back diktats he says he personally disagrees with. Bull. That pathetic.

His duty is to the supreme Law of the Land. If his paycheck conflicts with that, he's shown us where he stands. A man of conviction would have denounced infringements and quit.

I expect nothing less than what I expect from myself. I have risked and even given up jobs based on principles before. Once you can be cowed into betraying yourself you will betray anyone they order you to, and they own your soul.

[Via Mack H]

Get Smart

The Smart Gun Doesn’t Exist for the Dumbest Reasons [More]
I agree

Compliance Monitoring

FOIA Request Confirms Zero Standard Capacity Magazines Turned In to NJ State Police [More]
This is one reason some of us say "peaceable gun owners" instead of "law-abiding." I forget who I heard that from years ago, but it makes sense.

A Non-Solution

Dumping unvetted migrants into the cities of political foes was done by Obama first [More]
Since they'll still be in the country and free to disperse from there, what's the point of Trump doing it?

[Via Mack H]

Northern Exposure

A suspect is in custody after four people were shot and killed in Penticton, B.C., on Monday... [More]
But...but...but:


[Via Roger J]

Life Imitates Art

Hunt on for ‘hitman’ who posed as delivery guy, shot woman with crossbow [More]
Candygram.

Did he just violate the "one hand" law?

[Via Roger J]

Pathological

Victim disarmers will segregate gun owners from parks and public buildings, but these noncitizens, in the country illegally, who we know came from an area experiencing one of the worst ebola outbreaks in history (not the worst… yet), are not segregated from others. [More]
And they want to treat gun ownership like a public health issue.

Hell or High Water

PELOSI TAKES A CRACK AT OCASIO-CORTEZ: ‘THIS GLASS OF WATER WOULD WIN WITH A D NEXT TO ITS NAME’ [More]
Our diversity is their strength.

The Good Fight

Check out CBS’ “The Good Fight” tweeting an easter egg about assassinating President Trump… [More]
As noted before, Trump is an avatar for those who want to see his promised agenda enacted. If you're one of those, these people want you conflated with "Nazis" and then attacked.

We're the Only Ones Doubling Down Enough

Former officer arrested for animal sex abuse now charged with 31 counts of child porn [More]
In fairness, his dog should have known he would be unfaithful.

From a Friend of a Friend


[More]
If what more and more are suspecting pans out, look for the lid on this to be clamped down tighter than the one on Las Vegas, lest the flames spread throughout Europe. This time set by those who have had enough...

I'm wondering if a whistleblower will come forward.

Monday, April 15, 2019

And There was War in Heaven

NRA Sues Ackerman McQueen, Mercury Group [More]
I have not verified but have heard that many of NRA's spokespeople are actually Ack-Mac employees -- Anybody have insights on that? If so, I wonder what this will do to their presence at the upcoming Indy group grope.

This could get ugly, with accusations and counter-accusations, and pulled threads unraveling Wayne-knows-what.

And me out of microwave popcorn.

Could Be...

Officials in Paris said the fire could be linked to restoration works... [More]
Whos fault is it that the first thought for many is to wonder if the official story is the true story, and if a subsequent headline will feature the phrase "claims credit for"?

UPDATE: Lovely people. The West needs moren'est-ce pas?

A Method to Their Madness

The Supreme Court announced it was taking up the case in January. The city proposed the new policy change because it didn’t want the issue to come up in the Supreme Court case, officials said. [More]
Everybody sees what they're trying to do here, right?

[Via Alan Chwick]

UPDATE: The Ninth Circuit is reminded of the Young v Hawaii stay.

'Definitely Yes'


And remember, for "progressives," every day is Opposite Day. [Watch]

[Via  An Hour of Wolves]

Wrong Thinking is Punishable

High School Suspends Students for Posting Photos from Gun Range on Social Media [More]
The Keeper explains:



They're just lucky armed authorities weren't called in to intimidate them.

[Via Greg K]

Dog Whistling

He wants the tax credits for firearms purchases, but that part about requiring everyone to own a gun? It was a tactic to try to bait the left. [More]
If they have to publish this it must have worked.

[Via Jess]

The More Things Change, the More They Stay the Same

20 years after Columbine shooting, little has been accomplished on gun control [More]
Excuse-making "school resource officers" still stay out of the building where it's safe, too.

[Via cydl]

Et Tu, @charliekirk11 ?

Conservative Inc. Accepts Establishment Push for Gun Control [More]
Nothing like throwing natural friends under the bus...

Enforce existing Intolerable Acts, eh?

[Via Felix B]

For Crying Out Loud

Alamance County Commissioners have before them a revision to their current Nuisance Noise Ordinance that, on the surface, appears to be the first step on the path to a total firearms discharge ban in Alamance County.  [More]
I wonder how many of the complainers moved into the area knowing full well what nearby land was being used for.

Toward a More Equitable Distribution

Progracism, Part II: No Illegals in My Backyard (NIMBY)! [More]
Besides, they've got all the voters they need and want to share the"wealth" with the underimmigrated.

[Via Michael G]

Marxmanship


What imagery would these guys use if they were selling jugendversion Gewehr 43s? [More]

Still, there's gotta be a market...

[Via Jess]

A Cultural Influence



And no, you will not be able to get your four minutes back.
"I'm not a hateful person. I'm a Sagittarius," ... [More]
No kiddin'?

A happy ending...

Good grief.

[Via Steve T

We're the Only Ones Honest Enough

“Weintraub said the law excuses the shooting officer’s conduct from criminal prosecution because of his ‘honest but mistaken’ belief he was deploying his Taser at the time he discharged his service weapon,” the statement said. [More]
If that's not worth anonymity, paid leave and full retirement benefits I don't know what is.

Honest.

[Via bondmen]

Assault Spice

Oregon's SB-978 Gun Control Bill Is So Hysterically Restrictive That Pepper Spray Is A Felony [More]
Hey, you don't need it to hunt deer.

[Via bondmen]

Focused on the Wrong Thing

NRA has history of promoting gun rights outside US [More]
Wish they'd start doing it inside...

[Via Roger J]

The Impossible Nightmare

Bloodstained clothing and bullet casings littered the street outside the entrance to the second-storey Love Machine nightclub early on Sunday. [More]
But...but...but...

[Via Roger J]

To Dream the Impossible Dream

SHAMING THE ROTTERS OF REUTERS [More]
That assumes they have shame.

Besides, mission accomplished.

A Certain Kind of Intellect

Lots of false choices for the nutters. Conspiracy theories are big too. They appeal to a certain ,,,,ahem, intellect. [More]
"Monopoly of violence" advocates are smarter and more sophisticated than defenders of the right to keep and bear arms. Just ask them.

Doing it the Hard Way

Woman sets boyfriend’s home ablaze after threesome [More]
She couldn't just report him?

Meanwhile, Over at the Sanctuary

California has the largest population of Iranians outside of Iran. California is a sanctuary state. California is not cooperating with immigration authorities, so their sanctuary law is preventing ICE from removing these individuals. Of that number 10,000 … 6,000 of these individuals are Iranian. We’ve had hearings here recently in Congress where U.S. intelligence officials have stated there are Iranian sleeper cells inside the United States, ready and waiting for the order. [More]
So where would an attack likely take place?

Woke Forest

What, exactly, does Wake Forest hope to achieve by ‘investigating’ the author of a post that’s deleted with content that nobody thinks is real? [More]
Deeply-offended university president Nathan Hatch elaborates:


Now THAT's Entertainment

Detroit couple creates Netflix-like service with pro-socialist programming [More]
So what could be more natural than trying to raise capital?

Keeping Us Safe

The warrants, which draw on an enormous Google database employees call Sensorvault, turn the business of tracking cellphone users’ locations into a digital dragnet for law enforcement.  [More]
Hey, if you're not doing anything wrong, what's the problem?

We're All Doomed! Unless...

 ...if enough solar radiation starts reaching our planet none of us will survive. [More]
So what kind of wealth transfer equivalent to a carbon credit can we impose on the West?

Word.

Russia Says ‘New World Order’ Being Formed [More]
That's a hell of a place for Americans to have to get the truth from.

Some People!


[More]
Damn right-wing extremist white nationalists:


Some people.

Some more people.

Meanwhile, Over at the Cognitive Dissonance Sanctuary

“People are screaming that the American flag on a police car is somehow or another ... hurting people’s feelings who might be immigrants or visitors,” said Councilman Peter Blake... Artist Carrie Woodburn went to the podium at the March 19 council meeting and said it was “shocking to see the boldness of the design” when the newly painted Ford Explorers rolled out.“We have such an amazing community of artists here, and I thought the aesthetic didn’t really represent our community,” Woodburn said. “It feels very aggressive.” [More]
I wonder what PETA would say about community representation and aggressiveness if they knew "Founding Goddess" Carrie demanded animal sacrifices?

Why Worry about Technicalities Now?

Congress is making clear Trump does not have the authority for military action. [More]
No argument.

Which president since the last declaration of war has had it?

White Man of Privilege Says 'Make America Great Again'


Tell 'em, Bill, you old woman-abusing patriarch, you. [More]

That's Some Industrial-Strength Weasel-Wording Right There

We encourage all firearms license holders impacted to go on to our website and fill in the web form and wait contact from police in order for us to make arrangements for the safe transition of your firearms into our care. [Watch]
Or we'll kill you.

You Gave Them Eyes

What kind of sauce comes with that serving of red herring? Straw man with roquefort to accompany it? ... Conspiracy theory much? What is this even trying to suggest? The shooter used actual MGs and the FBI covered it up and blamed bump stocks? Just stop. [More]
All we are doing is making public the results of our FOIA production documents showing that ATF, by its own admission, did not internally examine the weapons and cannot confirm "whether or how" bump stocks were used. It's the government doing the saying, not us. It's not our fault if the facts as admitted in the response lend themselves to subjective speculation. 

The real question is, why do some disparage and make inferences of their own about the motives of those investigating, uncovering, reporting and asking about those facts?

Just stop, indeed.

Maybe They Need a 'Big Hole: Don't Fall In' Warning Sign or Something

2 more fatal falls at Grand Canyon follow dozens of others [More]
I'm reminded of the title of one of my favorite childhood books:


We're the Only Ones Hacked Enough

Authorities were investigating Saturday the online posting by a hacker group of the personal information of hundreds of federal agents and police officers apparently stolen from websites affiliated with alumni of the FBI’s National Academy. [More]
But you can trust them with your gun ownership and other personal information.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Kamala Harris is the One Offering ‘False Choice’ on Second Amendment


Otherwise, the whole point of the Second Amendment would have been to send the people off to be slaughtered by better-equipped forces of tyranny, something hardly conducive to security and freedom. The Founders were also careful to enumerate articles in the Constitution defining the powers by which the branches of government could actualize the purposes articulated in the Preamble. You’ll note usurping swindlers like Harris gloss over just where in those powers they’ve been authorized to reverse the Bill of Rights and start grabbing guns. [More]
Seasoned swindler Kamala Harris pulls an old gun-grabber con.

Friday, April 12, 2019

We're the Only Ones Going to the Dogs Enough

Patrolman charged with 20 counts of sex abuse against police dog [More]
Where's the beef?

What a way to end the day.

[Via WRSA]

Put a Fork in It Joe, They Want You Out

Letters from Joe Biden reveal how he sought support of segregationists in fight against busing [More]
You're no longer useful. That you didn't get the hint and drop out means it's time to forget everything you've done to advance the cause and destroy you.

Surely you're not so stupid you didn't realize that's how communists operate...?

Bitch Slap


Your feel-good story of the day... [More]

The only thing better would be if charges were filed.

Imposed Beliefs

Beginning in January, Colorado judges will have the power to temporarily remove firearms from people believed to be at high risk of harming themselves or others, as the state joins more than a dozen others that now have some type of red-flag bill on the books. [More]
And when Shannon's new temporary-until-he's-no-longer-useful pal has his way, we'll see a lot more.

[Via cydl]

Impeccable Timing

Senate Republican Leader Herman Baertschiger told NRA TV that the Republicans have had it and are ready to dig in their heels. [More]
I guess before this was too soon?

Jean-Claude Druncker

Jean-Claude Juncker almost sets Rwandan First Lady on fire [More]
Finally, the old Eurorummy does something that makes me smile.

Your Tax Dollars at Work

NJ doles out $250,000 for law students to rep illegals in court [More]
Just think of it as a bullet fee.

[Via Michael G]

UPDATE: VA, too.

[Via Mack H]

Seems Like Old Times

The MHC student who shared screenshots of the tweet said it was “unacceptable for someone in charge of keeping any community safe, let alone a campus as diverse as MHC's, to be publicly displaying his support for hateful regimes and organizations, as well as for individuals who demonize migrants from Mexico or other latin american nations.” [More]
Do we know the name of this self-appointed Nationalsozialistische Führungsoffiziere?

Why not?

[Via Michael G]

DIVOs (Democrats in Votes Only)

The two Republicans co-sponsoring the bill are New York Rep. John Katko and Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania. [More]
Katko and Fitzpatrick? This is my shocked face.

It's also why you never donate to the party, but only to worthy candidates.

Any gun owner who votes for either of these cheats ever again may as well admit he's not just OK with being cuckolded, he kind'a gets off on the humiliating abuse.

[Via Mack H]

Santayana on Steroids

EU Tells Internet Archive That Much Of Its Site Is 'Terrorist Content' [More]
Forget those who cannot remember the past.  What are those not allowed to remember it condemned to?

[Via Steve T

We're the Fauxnly Ones with Blown Cover Enough

Investigators allege a central Missouri man already facing rape and kidnapping charges posed as a law enforcement officer to force a woman to perform a sex act. [More]
How's a girl supposed to know?

[Via bondmen]

Lessons in 'Democracy'

Georgetown students vote overwhelming in favor of $27 fee for slavery reparations [More]
A Catholic school eh?  So is this kind'a like buying indulgences?

Daddy, we've got another fee, you capitalist racist.

[Via Dave Licht]

Back by Popular Demand

More than a million high-capacity ammunition magazines flooded into California during a week long window created when federal judge temporarily threw out the state's ban [More]
The stores should have refused to sell to Democrats.

[Via Dave Licht]

Safe Spaces

Turning guns into garden tools is at the center of the work of RAWtools. It connects our programs and enables storytelling—stories of magnificent transformation as well as the deep trauma of grief and loss. [More]
Pilgrim Lutheran, eh?  I don't suppose they'd like to do it in a darker blue area?

They have FOID cards, right?

[Via Mack H]

Who Rang That Bell?


DOCUMENTS DETAILING GOOGLE’S ‘NEWS BLACKLIST’ SHOW MANUAL MANIPULATION OF SPECIAL SEARCH RESULTS [More]
Gatekeepers for what gets in, eh?

I can't swear it's related, but I know that numbers for my name searches to see how the stuff is propagating vary widely day-to-day and my articles have a"habit" of disappearing from the Google News feed.

[Via Fredd B]

Welcome to Pleasure Island!


[More]

The Message Here...


...is that line-in-the-sand members can't (won't) even dominate NRA elections. [More]

It Depends Upon What the Meaning of the Term 'Hate Speech' Is

U.S. Senator Warner eyes social media bills for hate speech, data portability [More]
Tell 'em, Keeper.

You didn't think totalitarians just wanted your guns, did you?

They want it all, they want it now and they want it delivered.

[Via @pamnsc]

Speaking of Disgusting and Irresponsible

[More]
Well, they do teach actors to project...

One Question

Electoral College scheme: Grounds for civil war? [More]
Why the question mark?

Planet of the Apes

Scientists put human gene into monkeys to make them smarter, human-like [More]
Some claim animals are already entitled to legal "protection of their fundamental rights," even though that concept escapes their "clients."

Sounds like a great way to breed us some more Democrats, doesn't it?