IT CAME FROM PLANET ZARGON!

Radical "Animal Rights Activists" in New Jersey are putting "teaching materials" featuring aliens hunting humans into New Jersey schools grades 7-9 in order to indoctrinate children to their anti-hunting agenda.

Since March 14, 2020, life on Earth for us humans has never been the same. On that day, Earth was first invaded by explorers from the planet Zargon located thousands of light years away in the Andromeda galaxy...

Stop right there.

What they're telling us is these incompetent space navigators probably never got out of their own galaxy, estimated at over 200,000 light years across, and 2⅓ MILLION light years away...

These ignoramuses presume to teach middle-schoolers, who ought to be able to call them on this if the schools are doing their job--which they obviously aren't if allowing this foolishness in. Hey, we're talkin' New Jersey public education here, light years from anything that makes sense.

And don't you just love this typically idiotic cud-chewing class discussion pointer?

Is empathy the secret to finding a resolution?

Empathy. Give them what they want. Reason with them. Kumbayah.

Just what do they suppose the reaction of the wolf pack will be when the herbivore emissary approaches under a flag of truce to parley?

And notice how they assume (and try to stack the deck from the outset to prove) the Borg thesis that resistance (that is, self-defense) is futile.

Good grief. Whether you subscribe to the Darwinian or Biblical worldview, a species that will not defend itself or its young is, at best, on the fast track to extinction, at worst, damnable for the crime of self murder.

In either case, the proponents of defenselessness are irrational to the point of being raging headcases.

I wonder how the school would respond if a student argued an alternative plan, along the lines of:

You've established in your ground rules that these genocidal monsters can be killed, as can the animals they unleash on humans. Your main argument against resistance is that they are technologically superior and will respond with reprisals.

Yeah. War is hell. It's time to remind them of that.

So I propose we take our lead from insurgent movements we see here and conduct asymmetrical warfare via guerrilla campaigns. Don't be shy to use terror and torture--after all, they aren't human, and they're the ones attacking and killing us. Capture one or more of the alien bastards. Saw their heads off on video, and send them copies. Skin some alive. Eat others. Burn them. Make them scream in agony and terror as they die. And make all that known.

Take the weapons from those you capture or kill and use them against the invaders. Study the technology and make more.

Manufacture IEDs, and place them where Zargonians trade, recreate or travel. You've stipulated they have our physical needs so disrupt their supply routes. Poison their water and destroy their food supplies.

Booby-trap alien dead to kill or maim recovery teams.

"What's Zurg doing propped against a tree with his head in his lap? Let me just move thi...BOOM!

Remember what Clausewitz taught us about the importance of eroding popular support. Nothing quite does that like body bags and atrocities. Fill them, and then fill more.

Never give up. There is no negotiation, no compromise, no empathy. The only good Zargonian is a dead Zargonian. Rally under the uncompromising slogan: DEATH TO ZARGON!

Remember what is best, and teach it to your children. Make cutting off Zargoian antennae and wearing them on a necklace a rite and badge of adulthood and honor.

Live free or die. And kill as many as you can before you do. And then turn your attention to the species traitors who gave them aid and comfort.

Oh, and one more thing--you do realize this stupid scenario you farm animals have created will require those of us driven into hiding to actually do more hunting in order to sustain ourselves, right? Do you fools have any idea what purely subsistence hunting by starving bands can do to an ecosystem and the fluffy and doe-eyed little woodland critters therein? Ain't unintended consequences a bitch?

Just like those of you Marxist loons presenting this agenda-driven subversive lunatic drek as educational material.

So, do you think a student in the New Jersey school system proposing this fictional response to their fictional scenario (no worse, really, than the slasher films anti-gun liberals in Hollywood routinely and profitably present to the same demographic to the delight of mainstream stockholders) would get expelled, probably ordered into treatment for using these talking points instead of the approved ones?

Why not disseminate them and find out?

UPDATE: Thanks for reminding us about this, Mack!

They Like Me! They Really Like Me!

No they don't, John McCain.

You can keep giving in to the democrat agenda and keep selling out your base, and in the end, the people you're trying to pander to will still disparage you and portray you as the enemy.

Sometimes I wonder if his selection was manipulated by insider moles to destroy the Republican party.

Me Too?

Can I say I'd like to "cut the nuts out" of a specific presidential contender and get away with it, or if I posted an equally specific personal desire here could I expect a visit from the SS?

And does it count if Hillary's no longer a candidate...?

Self-Pflagellation

Father Pfleger epitomizes those Caucasians who regard their history with scorn. Here's why I don't join in the self-flagellation.

Me too.

Snuffy and any loser who follows him can go [expletive deleted] as far as I'm concerned.

[Via Peter G]

Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Sarah Brady Paradise

Knife crime claims 60 victims a day

Well, at least people aren't getting too much salt...

[Via SameNoKami]

A Taste of Chicago

The mayor held a heated one-on-one meeting with his new superintendent Monday -- followed by at least two sessions that included other agency chiefs -- to find out why police were apparently overwhelmed by gangs and crowds at Taste of Chicago.

Truly, a taste ought to be all anyone needs to get the hell out of that miserable thugocracy.

I guess Bodyguarded Boss Daley is worried that Chicago will be viewed as a worse human rights abuser than China and it will queer the Olympics bid.

[Via HZ]

We're the Only Ones Like a Good Neighbor Enough

An RCMP officer is under investigation after she accidentally discharged her gun at her home Thursday morning.

"The bullet went through the wall and into the living space of the next-door neighbour where it lodged in the door frame of the bathroom"...

Huh--one size fits all lock up your saf...I mean, "safe storage" laws. I'm sure Canadian politicians know best.

Of course, what would be preferable is limiting guns entirely to "Only Ones" like Mountiette Do-Right here, just to ensure that only the most highly trained and competent are armed.

[Via Bruce Mills]

We're the Only Ones Not Doing What We're Supposed to Enough

They're supposed to protect and serve, but in just the past month, four local cops have found themselves on the wrong end of the law.

Let's see--the fox guarding the henhouse was caught with feathers in his mouth and beating the people in their lives just goes along with the job. I guess setting up a roadblock to look for criminals gives as good a cover as any.

No doubt just a few bad apples--far be it from me to suggest pervasive and open corruption and brutality would ever be institutionalized in a department run with such earned and savvy competence.

But just so I understand the argument made by the antis in Heller: Guys like these were The "Only Ones" the District wanted armed...?

[Via Ben Rumson]

Brute Force

Good prison flick.

I watched it last night, and wrote down a truism, delivered by the prison doctor to the brutal captain of the guards:

Force does make leaders, but you forget one thing. It also destroys them.

This Day in History: July 13

I have to observe to your Excellency, That the Honorable Congress have altered the Arrangement of the Generals appointed by our Assembly, Wish the Order we adopted had been pursued, Fear Generals Wooster and Spencer will think they have reason to complain. They are Gentlemen held in high Estimation, by Our Assembly, and by the Officers and Troops under their Command.

The Black Hole

I swear I just snorted up my breakfast over this story. A Dallas County commissioner is demanding that a colleague apologize for using the term “black hole.” The unhinged official called the phrase racist and insisted on replacing it with… “white hole.”

I guess this means Disney will be accused of racism?

Life in the Chocolate Universe...

Just add a little Milky Way...

[Via Jay S]

"Moral Panic"

The paper goes on to rip apart the media in blowing up these technopanics, often using outright incorrect or made up data, such as the idea that "50,000 sexual predators are online at any given time," a favorite of former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. The problem is that this number was made up out of nowhere.

And from this, legislation is enacted.

If you've agreed with any of my Chris Hansen posts, you should find this interesting. It discusses the manipulation behind the hysteria, as well as the results.

Not that we've ever seen that from our good friends and government watchdogs, the "Authorized Journalists"

[Via Sam W]

We're the Only Ones Concerned Enough

The Fort Lauderdale police chief says he is concerned about his wife's safety if she remains in jail.

Huh. How many non-"Only Ones" has the chief presided over the incarceration of, and this is the first time he's publicly expressing concern for prisoner safety?

[Via Jeffersonian]

Real Talk in Jersey

A televised debate between noted gun rights attorney/author Evan Nappen and the President of CeaseFire NJ is scheduled to air on Sunday, July 13 at 12:30p.m. on WWOR-TV (Channel 9). The name of the program is Real Talk.

If you live in the area, you might weant to watch or record this. I looked at the My9 website, but couldn't find more detailed info and didn't have the incentive or patience to explore it. If you do see it, let us know how it turned out, and if a link to the debate is ever posted, please share it.

[Via Jeffersonian]

We're the Only Ones Older and Wiser Enough

A Merrillville police officer fired last year has been charged with sexual battery against a 16-year-old girl he pulled over.

Nazi Rolf, your cue:

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads and roues and cads
Offer you food and wine

Totally unprepared are you to face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am [36] going on [37]
I'll take care of you

[Via Shermlock Shomes]

Dumb and Dumber

"It's not a dumb rule."

See, the way you deal with this is publicly identify this moron.

Name him.

Give contact information for where he works.

Then publicly shame the stupid, authoritarian SOB. Make ruthless fun of him.

I don't think it would take too many examples.

But I dream. We've named some already, and in far worse cases.

It's getting to where people have no hope for "official" redress. Eat it and like it. Obey or be destroyed.

And there's nothing we can do about it.

Right?

[Via Jeffersonian]

We're the Only Ones S&M Enough

A Central Florida police sergeant has been arrested on suspicion of throwing a female to the ground at a party, pulling her pants down and spanking her with a belt...

And apparently it's not the first time a female has accused him of corporal creepiness.

My question: Were there no men at the party? Who the hell would stand by and watch this happen and not intervene?

Oh, right.

And are there no men in here life? Imagine if she were your daughter or sister. I'd venture she wouldn't be The "Only One" with stripes and welts.

[Via Zachary G]

Raising Cane

Senior centers and retirement communities are looking for new ways to promote exercise in order to stave off physical decline. Older people interested in honing their self-defense skills, meanwhile, are delighted to find that something they already own can be used as a weapon.

I suppose it's better than nothing, and perhaps instilling an instinct to resist may deter some would-be attackers, but really.

We've been through this before.

Yes, of course I'd rather know some fighting tricks than not know them.

Yes, of course I'd rather have a cane than fight bare-handed.

But if an attacker is deadly serious, ain't nothing substitutes for being able to return the sentiment, and that means having a gun.

But I am willing to compromise. Unfortunately, those presuming authority to define "AOWs" will not meet me halfway on this.

This Day in History: July 12

A General Court Martial of the Line to sit at Head Quarters, in Cambridge, to morrow morning at Nine OClock, to try Col. Scammons of the Massachusetts Forces accused of “Backwardness in the execution of his duty, in the late Action upon Bunkers-hill.” The Adjutant of Col. Scammons regiment, to warn all Evidences, and persons concern’d to attend the court.

That piqued my curiosity, so I found this:

On the other side of Charlestown Neck the situation was no better. Colonel Scammons was ordered to lead his regiment across the Neck "to the Hill", but with almost inexcusable stupidity, he marched his men to Cobble Hill, a feeble elevation on the landward side of Charlestown Neck and stayed there, never crossing the Neck to reach Gridley's Redoubt. Meanwhile, at the same spot, Major Scarborough Gridley, Colonel Gridley's older son, was also malingering with his artillery company, refusing to cross the Neck. It was at the very time his father was in desperate need of artillery assistance--and himself loading the last remaining cannon beside the Redoubt.

Then, back at Bunker Hill, there was Colonel Masfield with his regiment, ordered to go to Prescott's aid. With Colonel Scammons, the two colonels, with 700 fresh men with full ammunition pouches, simply sat out the battle watching Major Gridley fire pop shots at the British Symmetry and Glasgow.

The battle was a loss for the Americans, but at a heavy toll for the British. Imagine how emboldened the cause for liberty would have been had these officers acted differently and deployed their resources to tip the scale to victory.

What's in a Name?

A name can reflect a state of mind or an ideology. Take, for instance, Gunslinger in Oak Lawn, Ill., or Ready On The Right in Kailua, Hawaii. Or you might choose to convey the threat implicit in the merchandise, with a name such as Ready Aim Fire in Bristol, Pa., or Smoking Barrels Guns in Lutz, Fla.

Or we could just do things your way and set up local chapters of Slaves-Я-Us, you smug, historically-ignorant idiot.