Wednesday, December 07, 2005

We're the Only ...Holy Krishna!

Major Randeep Singh Nakai (35) was critically injured when his private revolver went off "accidentally" at his residence in Sector 12 late last night...The doctors at the PGI said the bullet went through his temple...It, however, remains a mystery as to how the gun went off. While Major Nakai’s family is tightlipped on the issue, one of his friend’s said he was cleaning the revolver at that time.

Hey, maybe we're finally ready to start outsourcing our police work to India...?

2 comments:

Tom said...

Steps to cleaning a revolver:

1) Check to see that gun is loaded
2) Place muzzle at temple
3) Pull trigger

Works every time.

E. David Quammen said...

EXCELLENT IDEA DAVID! Why not? We seem to be outsourcing everything else!