We're the Only Ones Oral Enough

A rookie Los Angeles County sheriff's deputy, accused of fatally shooting his friend in the head, told police his gun accidentally fired when his friend grabbed at his arm, according to police reports made public on Monday.

Christopher Sullivan's story, however, was not supported by autopsy findings, which suggest Sullivan's service pistol was inside Cesar Valdez's mouth when it discharged.

Yo, Mr. Coats: When you say you want cops to be "just as bad as the criminals," is this what you have in mind?

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