Saturday, August 05, 2006

Ron Slocum: Trailer Park Snitch

Slocum called authorities. He has no problem with killing unwanted critters but questions using a rifle in a mobile home park.

“She's out shooting in the middle of the night and walking around with her gun,” he said. "And in her camouflage clothing, of course."
Oooh. Keeping and bearing arms. And wearing "camouflage clothing." Of course.

The lady is out there doing a service, and enuretic Ron evidently doesn't think private citizens can take care of matters affecting the quality of life without bringing in government agents.

1 comment:

E. David Quammen said...

Wonder what color Slocum's panties are? And how often he has to change them because they're wet?