We're the Only Ones Privately Checked In Enough

No one was injured when an off-duty Woodbury, Minn. police officer's gun fired through a wall at a St. Cloud, Minn. hotel into another guest's room as the officer practiced holster and trigger pulls, authorities said...

Woodbury Police Chief William Hering refused to release the name, rank or years of service of the officer on the advice of the city's attorney.

"Right now we're treating that information as private," Hering said Thursday.

But of course. The criminally negligent moron is, after all, an "Only One."

[Via KABA Newslinks]