We're the Only Ones Exonerated Enough

A police marksman who wounded a suspect during an anti-terror raid stumbled during the operation and accidentally fired his gun, the police complaints bureau ruled Thursday, exonerating the officer of any wrongdoing.

Safety off. Finger on the trigger. Shoots a non-"Only One".

Yep.

"In the circumstances, I conclude that the officer has committed no criminal or disciplinary offense."

Sounds about right to me. Who except a non-"Only One" could possibly conclude otherwise? And they don't matter.

And note we know the name of the "suspect," Mohammed Abdul Kahar, and even how old he is, "23."

Quick--what's the name of the "police marksman", I mean "the officer"?

Thanks, Watchdog Press! That must be why you're "authorized journalists" and we're not!

[Thanks to K Romulus]