We're the Only Ones Claiming Our Inheritance Enough

An arsenal of weapons, including assault rifles and artillery shells, was secretly seized three years ago from the home of a deceased former Albany police official who had helped dozens of officers illegally purchase machine guns in the mid-1990s.

Well, gee. No wonder they're trying so hard to keep this a secret.

But fear not. David Soares is on the job. To make sure non-"Only Ones" don't have any "illegal guns."

[Via cbar10]