Monday, November 17, 2008

Vanderboegh: Question 59 & the Myrmidons

Vetting The Ant People for Our New Ruler
Mike catches something that escaped both presidential candidate (and scares the cats in the process).

Assuming it did...escape them, that is.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um...what are those guys in that picture doing?

Oh...er...yeah, question 59:

“Do you or any members of your immediate family own a gun?

Hell, yes.

If so, provide complete ownership and registration information.

Hell, no.

Has the registration ever lapsed?

What's a registration?

Please also describe how and by whom it is used...

Uh...to shoot? By me.

... and whether it has been the cause of any personal injuries...

Well, I had some hot brass go down a lady's blouse once. She seemed to find it injurious at the time. I thought it was entertaining as hell.

...or property damage.”

Yeah, it keeps damaging the bejeebers out of my backstops.

Anonymous said...

But seriously, folks...

Yeah, I caught that "rule" business before, and it's showed up in some other settings as well.

But for years we've had Bush claiming to be the "Commander-in-Chief of the country," and even though he's supposedly hated by all the MSM nobody ever called him on it that I know of. This isn't an escalation, it's just being honest about their intentions. A rare and precious thing for a politician.

Anonymous said...

Don't know why he added the rest of the stuff to the question. You say "no", the rest is moot. You say "yes", that right there's the job killer.