We're the Only Ones With Beer Breath Enough

Schweitz, who had run to check on the victims, told police at the scene and The Oregonian on Monday, that he was two to three feet from Adams and smelled alcohol on the mayor's breath. "It seemed like beer," Schweitz said. [More]

Sam Adams beer? Not with any underage drinkers, I trust.

Look, I'm sure Portland cops would give you and me the same break and not test us if we "'T-boned' [a]vehicle, striking the passenger side...pushed [the] vehicle over a curb, through shrubs, into another vehicle and 50 to 70 feet through [a] parking lot...powering through both of them...still on the gas pedal..." and if we "kept driving...after [breaking] free of the collision...peeling out, and finally [coming] to a stop about 100 feet away..."

Because if not, that would make Mayor Adams some kind of..."Only One"...


[Via Jeffersonian]