2 'extremely dangerous' inmates escape Peoria Jail [More]As a special service to you Illinois ladies out there, the "Only Ones" have developed a special four-part self-defense strategy to keep you safe should you encounter one of the violent animals they've set loose among you:
1. Vomit
2. Surrender
3. (My personal favorite) Scream (while poking with "a rat tail comb")
4. Pull the covers over your head.
With so many available options, we're sure you'll find a solution that works for you!
[Via The Bitter Clinger]
1 comment:
I'm willing to bet if rapists are shot after conviction, they wouldn't do it again. But that would take the moral courage to do so, and that isn't available either.
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