Wednesday, August 11, 2010

We're the Only Ones Whizzing About Enough

WPCs from Cambridgeshire would be able to respond to calls of nature without breaking stride if the 'Shewees' - a plastic funnel that allows women to urinate without removing any clothing - are given the go ahead by police chiefs. [More]
Enhancing respect for law enforcement across the Pond in Sarah Brady Paradise...

Just don't p!$$ 'em off...

Hell, why stop with Number One? Why not just give 'em all Depends and let them waddle about the beat with soggy loads? And it would probably work better than belling a cat.

I can just imagine a foot chase...

1 comment:

Defender said...

Are business operators and private citizens -- I mean SUBJECTS -- refusing police officers male and female the courtesy of the loo, for fear that they'll spot a law or building or fire code violation while inside the building and arrest them? Wouldn't surprise me.