The Deadly Assault Candy Cane Menace

Skylar Torbett, also a junior, said administrators told him, "The candy canes could be used as weapons by sucking on them and making them have sharp points." He said neither he nor any of their friend did that. [More]

Perhaps the school administrators should be invited to suck on something else.

Mother Kathleen Flannery said a administrator called her and explained that, "not everyone wants Christmas cheer. That suicide rates are up over Christmas, and that they should keep their cheer to themselves, perhaps." 

Perhaps school administrators should be invited to help push those rates up a tad more--that would probably cheer everyone else up considerably.

Do it for the children.

Or at least change the name from "Battlefield High School." That's gotta be bad for young psyches.

Manassas. Unbelievable.


[Via Smiley Starfish]