Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Homer Simpson's Dumber Brother Redux

Let's see...hunters (that would be you, silly Ms. Fuddette) could keep their weapons  in an armory (I told you they'd be coming for you if the line falls back), we could keep one registered gun in our homes subject to annual fitness evaluations, and collectors would have to render valuable pieces "unfireable"...[Read]

Simply put, domestic enemy Dan Simpson, the answer is "No."

The longer answer is two words, starts with "F" and ends with "you."

[Via Bruce W, Krafft]

5 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

This guy is either trying to be funny (not likely) or he's trying to start a war that we will finish for him. I hope he remembers President Clinton's Serbian rules of engagement. He could be one of the first casualties.

Johnny Gee said...

This guy's dream world already exists. It's call Great Britain. Funny- crime of all sorts seem to be far worse than here in the US.

Ned said...

Too much BS to properly rebut. I second the "Eff You" response.

JFP said...

"I would not want to go outside at night where a wide-eyed enforcer of his own idea of public morality was wandering around with a gun."

Uh, those already exist Dan. They're often called the police. Good luck to you if you happen to cheese off one's sense of public morality, like say a certain now ex officer from Canton Ohio.

vintovka said...

Here's my comment, posted beneath his story:
No one, not even Dan Simpson, has ever invented a way to get guns away from people who truly want to keep them, just as no one has ever invented a way to keep narcotics from those who truly want them. If Mr Simpson had his way, it would not stop tragedies from happening, but it would embolden human predators. Mr Simpson, you and your fellow media parrots have been propagandizing for gun control since I was 10 years old. I am now 60. You have FAILED. The American people do not want gun control, or we would have had it decades ago. The NRA did not prevent gun laws from passage; average Americans like me did. It is time for you and those like you to face the truth. Suck it up and live with your failure.