When Assault Dildos are Outlawed...

According to a lawsuit filed last week in Kane county, two employees dressed as clowns and wielding “adult toys” approached the victims and three other minor children in the business’ parking lot. One actor, identified by police as Robert Keller, 23, of Algonquin, had an adult toy in his hand that he began waving and poking the victim’s minor child with, the suit said. [More]

What kind of right-wing throwback would be against poking kids with faux phalluses? "Progressive" adults who have Evolved encourage and promote it.