Thursday, April 30, 2020

Having it Both Ways

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Ever since pulling cable and going exclusively to streaming services, I've had a chance in the evening to catch up on some TV shows I never had time to watch because of career and family demands when the feral sons were growing up. One I've checked out recently is the 90s reboot of the Outer Limits, which appears to have relied on soft porn to make up for the fact that it was no match for the original.

The episode last night "starred" Alyssa Milano as, well, let IMDB tell you:
Hannah Valesic and her boyfriend Jay Patton have been dating for a year now. They have yet to have sex with Hannah preferring to wait until they're married. That's okay with Jay who is very much in love with her. When a small object crashes through the ceiling into her bedroom, the chaste Hannah is turned into a lustful creature demanding sex from everyone she meets. In her lust however, she absorbs her victim entirely. Her first victim is the star football player and his disappearance prompts a police investigation. Jay seeks help from Professor Hugaro whose subsequent research on the topic reveals a history of similar strange deaths.
Tell me you can't find the metaphors in a sex-obsessed alien bitch out to destroy men for her personal aggrandizement.  I do wonder if in real life her husband substitutes for the cuck boyfriend now that she's pledged to reject HIM until her demands are met.

You know that part in the intro where the announcer says "We are now controlling the transmission"? About five minutes in I decided "No, I am."

She's just not a good enough actress to convince me she was a college-age virgin.

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