Easy as ATM

 DC suspects kidnapped victims at gunpoint, forced them to make withdrawals reparations from ATMs [More]

 Careless of Fox 5 not to fix that before they published it...

And naturally:

Police officials are advising people to comply with the victims at the moment. They say when a victim follows their instructions, the suspects don't seem to be inflicting additional harm beyond stealing from them.

Yep. Let a gang of violent parasitic sociopaths stick a bag over your head and zip-tie your hands. Trust them. What could go wrong?

[Via 1Gat]