Friday, May 25, 2007

Expert Opinions

Samaha is turning into an advocate for gun safety, though. He did not know much about the subject before his 18-year-old daughter, Reema, became a victim, but now, he said he’s becoming somewhat of an expert.
"Expert." In a month-and-a-half. How the ignorant can cheapen a word...
If Virginia Tech students had legal permits to carry firearms on campus, the panel agreed it probably wouldn’t have mattered. If anything, they said, it would have made things worse.
And you can believe it because they said so. No doubt they're experts.
"If you open fire in a school, you will be eliminated," said Frederick Rappina, a Fairfax County police officer with the youth services division, and a Robinson Secondary school resource officer.
Frederick must be an expert if he can do this while hiding behind a tree.

Lauren Glendenning has proven herself to be an expert "authorized journalist." Why, if one didn't know better, and most don't, they'd perceive this hit job to be a straight news story.

Extra Special Bonus Expert: Read the story through and you'll find a guest appearance by expert turncoat "Judas" Bob Ricker.

[Via 45superman]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Darwin award candidates.
I wake up every morning and wish that stupid was extremely painful!
Licensed ccw's would have made things worse. Sheeesh!!
Of course they are able to promote this twaddle because you can't disprove it. It's not as easy as....say; In the history of the world, this is the first time fire melted steel.