Saturday, October 07, 2006

Demand to be a Victim

An 18-year old who was among the shooting victims at Dawson College last month is crusading for better gun control in Canada.

The Star's headline: "Shooting victim wants better gun control"

A more appropriate headline: "Man who won't defend himself demands all others be rendered just as contemptible"

Yeah, it's a tad long. Feel free to use the "Comments" to share the headline you would use.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hoplophobe Demands Hoplophobia"

Beach Girl said...

David, we just can't be making this stuff up. Have we lost our minds collectively or do we have too much time on our hands? Jimminy Christmas!

E. David Quammen said...

"The totally Ignorant demands that everyone become just as ignorant...and helpless"

Anonymous said...

Eunuch demands universal castration.

Anonymous said...

Off the top of my head...

"Shooting Victim Remains True to Socialist Values"

"Shooting Victim Lashes Out Against Guns...Knives Cry 'We're Next!'"

"Shooting Victim Survives But Confirmed Brain Dead By Statements"

"Shooting Victim's Survival Representative of Today's Poor Canadian Marksmanship"