We're the Only Ones...

...Without a Leg to Stand On Enough

A one-legged Royal Navy veteran was arrested after he rescued his neighbour from being harassed by two men.

So, Beerling, how's that "Liberal Democrat" stuff working out for you...?

...50 Men Strong Enough

More than 50 police officers swarmed on a 12-year-old boy accused of stealing a £10 note which was hanging out of a cashpoint.

It must be wonderful to live in a land so tranquil that this is all they have to devote resources to...

Cryptic Subterranean treats us to a UK "Only Ones" Twofer.