We're the Only Ones Environmentally Pro-Active Enough

In March, the county police director revoked Vecin's control of a $5 million fund intended to fight environmental crime. Instead, the money was used to buy items such as assault rifles, expensive sunglasses, flat-screen TVs and sport utility vehicles. [More]

What else would we expect considering the "Only Ones" environment he found himself in?

At least he didn't disrupt any turtle nests.

[Via Ed M]