Thursday, December 16, 2010

This is Only a Test

Had this been an actual life-threatening security emergency, we would have locked you in place to ensure a contained supply of victims so that we would have time to get into protected positions. [Read]

It beats admitting the best chance for most of you is to stay moving and get the hell out by any and all means possible while armed adults protect you and make any foolish jackal rue the day it was weaned and went searching for easy flesh.

And oh, what a blood dance we'd have had afterward! Maybe we could even get Colin to be the DJ...

[Via Ed M]

1 comment:

Defender said...

They're LEARNING the lessons of Columbine and Virginia Tech.
The cops will now get there in time -- in time to shoot some kid holding an eraser because it's the only self-defense weapon he can find.