NYC Lawmaker Proposes Ban On Talking And Walking [More]Chewing gun will be next.
Yes, they really think you require this much control from your superiors.
Don't expect any great uprising to remove this monster and all like him from those controls. If the collective there were capable of such dissent, we wouldn't be calling it Furious Mike Paradise, now, would we?
Don't you think that's a bit much salt you're using there...? Not just New Yorkers, all of you. We can't have local "loopholes"--otherwise we'd only be setting up conditions for--what do they attribute things to these days, where more loosely-controlled areas that have people getting along just fine are blamed for the misbehavior in more tightly-controlled areas where people don't? Oh, yeah, "pipelines."
As a former nicotine addict (he has since substituted power as his preferred stimulant of excess), Bloomie's also, naturally, a tobacco Nazi.
Because you just can't be trusted to control yourself.
UPDATE:
Defender points us to another control freak who thinks we need to be "taken over."
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Sorry, I think New Yorkers' willingness to resist has been disproven for a looong time. Mikey knows it.
Why is it then when I heard the long list of things that Jesse Jackson stated "need to be taken over", I expected that the shot of the cheering, clapping crowd would include some with right arms raised in a Fascist salute? The style of oratory seemed so frighteningly familiar from those old newsreels.
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