Wednesday, January 19, 2011

When Swordfish Skeletons are Outlawed...

Damned assault marlins. Why does anybody need a dead fish that big? [Read]

[Via Steve T]

3 comments:

Defender said...

A framed PICTURE of a swordfish has sharp corners and glass that could be broken to cut people with...
A "weapon."

When we have to duct-tape boxing gloves on to leave our homes, will we have to buy them ourselves?

Plug Nickel Outfit said...

"Why does anybody need a dead fish that big?"

Because that's what cousin Farouk would have wanted?

Defender said...

Altogether ooky.


The government quotes Morticia Addams:
"Don't torture yourself.
"That's MY job."