We're the Only Ones "T'ank 'eaven for Leetle Guhls" Enough

A former Tennessee Highway Patrol trooper was charged in Pickett County this morning with sex crimes involving a young girl. [More]

And yet once again with the Eternal Question...

Monsieur Chevalier, your cue...

Z'ose leetle eyes so 'elpless and appealing

One day will flash and send you crashing though the ceiling...

[Via Carl S]