Thursday, May 06, 2010

Liberty Coalition to Senate Committee: Focus on Terrorists, Not Guns

Aaron Titus of the Liberty Coalition more than held his own against the assortment of hoplophobes, control freaks and opportunists speaking out against our right to keep and bear arms. [More]
Today's Gun Rights Examiner column looks at a fight against greater numbers.

Also get a recap on yesterday's Trigger Sports LIVE! and meet a candidate from MO who revealed his position on guns when Kurt Hofmann said "Show-Me."

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This Day in History: May 6

When the Continental Army paraded on May 6, 1778, to celebrate the French alliance with America, von Steuben received the honor of organizing the day's activities. On that day the Grand Parade became a showplace for the united American army. Cannons boomed in salute. Thousands of muskets fired the ceremonial "feu de joie," a running fire that passed up and down the double ranks of infantrymen. Cheers echoed across the fields. The good drilling order and imposing appearance that the troops presented during the Alliance Day ceremonies demonstrated their remarkable progress in improving their abilities as a unified, fighting force capable of standing up to the British Army. Washington, with von Steuben's aid, had made an army of the Continental troops. With their French allies, the Americans could now proceed with the war, which would rage on for many years. [More]

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

GRE Round Up for May 5

There's some good stuff being turned out by the Gun Rights Examiners. I hope you're availing yourself of it, and importantly, sharing these links via emails, on blogs and forums, with your local newspaper editor, etc.

A common complaint is media bias and absence of representation for "our side."

These people work hard to change that and ask for nothing from those of us their labors serve other than to help spread the word. I hope no one thinks that's too much to ask.

Here are their latest offerings:

Ed Stone/Atlanta:
Two gun bills on Georgia Governor's desk

Anthony Bouchard/Cheyenne:

Open Letter to Ted Nugent - "The Day I'll Join the NRA"

Daniel White/Cleveland:
Newark City Council backing down on illegal gun ban

Dan Bidstrup/Denver:
Brady Campaign: Let's talk

Rob Reed/Detroit:
Steve D. Jones/Fort Smith:
Oklahoma legislature passes Open Carry bill

Dave Workman/Seattle:
Bloomberg (naturally) focuses on terror suspect’s firearm

Kurt Hofmann/St. Louis:
'Enforce existing gun laws' means enforcing defenselessness in Illinois

Chris Woodard/Tucson:
Just how Unconstitutional is Barack Obama?

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Senate Terrorism Hearing Gives Gun Grabbers Propaganda Forum

Here's a follow-up to the story we discussed earlier today. I some things I want to share with you but not much structured commentary--I haven't had time to go through most of this stuff myself, but wanted to bring it to you asap. [More]
Thus today's second Gun Rights Examiner post.

It's our job to make sure these creatures go down in history as traitors.

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Construed By Anyone

"The policy is if a tattoo can be construed by anyone as being gang-related or racially biased, then we can't accept them."[More]
By anyone?

You might want to tell this guy he's no longer welcome.

It's Not About Oil, It's About Freedom

We the People are more easily controlled in a more stationary position. [More]
Interesting look at the liberating effects of oil...which naturally explains why those in power will control it.

I didn't know that about New York brownstones...

We're the Only Ones Intolerant Enough

Yeah, I know the kidnapping is what's on everyone's minds, but here's what caught my eye:
Guglielmi said Police Commissioner Frederick H. Bealefeld III was disturbed by the allegations and "will not tolerate any behavior that undermines the integrity of the agency."
Coming from anti-Second Amendment oathbreakers, that's rich.

[Via Rick P]

And Now a Word from NRA Lobbyist Todd Vandermyde

An attempt to save face by trying to put people illegally carrying a firearm in jail. Something we have advocated for a long time. [More]
So...Toddster...that time I "illegally" saved my family in California...NRA's position is I should have been arrested by "Only Ones"? Or that I shouldn't have had the means of defense in the first place, so being here to disagree with you would be a moot point?

Exactly how is your position different than that of my bitterest enemies?

And what's with the "D" grade for "assault weapon" ban author Mark Kirk? Playing the game, are we, so he comes off looking "better" than the other guy? I'm informed the most current grade is an "F" and the link used here is dated.

How Not to Get Shot By Police

Let's see, being in your own home, being unarmed and even wearing a uniform don't seem to help...

Gabe Suarez has some stuff that might work...[Read]

[Via W3]

We're the Only Ones Reenacting "The Yearling" Enough

Hey, at least Flag was eating the dang corn crop...[Read]

My favorite line:
A total of six or seven shots were fired but it was not known how many hit the deer.
Maybe I've picked the wrong classic novel here...

[Via Bill R]

We're the Only Ones "A Few Bad Apples" Enough

10,000+ South African Cops In Jail [More]
Which is why we must step up measures to ensure that they're the "Only Ones"...

It's like a damn sick joke, isn't it?

RCMP Official Defends Gun Registry

Of course he does. [Read]

He's not that dumb of a parasite that he's going to foul his own trough.

Although for some reason it wouldn't surprise me if he'd added "Don't worry, Nell, I'LL save you!"

And then bungled the job.

Praxis: Extra Socks

From time to time I post updates from The Survivalist and I note Mike and WRSA give gear and prep tips on occasion, so I'd like to pass on something shared with me by my Dad, who was a Marine on Guam, a tip passed on to him from his older brother who was a Marine on Guadalcanal:

Cram a couple extra pairs of socks in with your gear.

I know it's a small thing, but those are what we often overlook, and it can be the little things that get you. Think for want of a nail.

And these guys knew what they were talking about.

If you'd like to virtually experience a simulation of what they survived, with the caveat that there was no director to yell "Cut!" so everyone could line up at the catering tent or check their Droids, catch HBO's "The Pacific."

Crash and Burn?

Everybody realizes how serious that will be, right? [Read]

We're the Only Ones in the City of Brotherly Love Enough

Police say two other people were also shot. A 26-year-old woman was shot in the leg and an 18-year-old man received a graze wound...

"Not only did he shoot my son once, he stood over him and kept shooting him," said the Williams' mother Diane. "If he's already down, why keep shooting him?"...

"Mr. Gary pulled his gun on my brother before," said sister Alice Walker. "So, this is not a new incident. It was supposed to be taken care of the first time." [More]
Consider it taken care of.

Tell me his superiors and co-workers didn't know exactly what he's like.

[Via MPR]

Little-Publicized Senate Panel to Demand Disarming Legally Innocent Under Guise of Fighting Terror

A Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Government Affairs hearing will be held today to explore denying guns to people the government suspects of terror activity. [More]
Today's Gun Rights Examiner column looks at the usual terror suspects when it comes to being real enemies of the Republic and notes that old watchdog media seems to be barking at anything but the approaching threat.

Also find out what California's domestic enemies are doing to ensure public defenselessness and link up to my appearance today on Trigger Sports LIVE!

I hope you recognize the importance of spreading the word on today's hearings and share the link far and wide.

This Day in History: May 5

It having pleased the Almighty ruler of the Universe propitiously to defend the Cause of the United American-States and finally by raising us up a powerful Friend among the Princes of the Earth to establish our liberty and Independence up lasting foundations, it becomes us to set apart a day for gratefully acknowledging the divine Goodness and celebrating the important Event which we owe to his benign Interposition. [More]

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

GRE Round Up for May 4

There's some good stuff being turned out by the Gun Rights Examiners. I hope you're availing yourself of it, and importantly, sharing these links via emails, on blogs and forums, with your local newspaper editor, etc.

A common complaint is media bias and absence of representation for "our side."

These people work hard to change that and ask for nothing from those of us their labors serve other than to help spread the word. I hope no one thinks that's too much to ask.

Here are their latest offerings:

Dave Workman/Seattle:
Times Square car bomb attempt proves ‘loophole’ does exist

Kurt Hofmann/St. Louis:
Not just Mexico anymore--now it's Canada that wants U.S. citizens disarmed

Go. Read. And please share these links.

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If I Had to Guess...

Homegrown...someone with a political agenda...doesn't like the healthcare bill...[Watch]

No?

We're the Only Ones Official Enough

Concealed weapons now allowed for use by courthouse officials [More]
Ain't that what you had in mind, Mr. Mason?

[Via Anthony Bouchard]

An Open Letter

I suppose if you pay him enough you might get a response. [Read]

[Via Mike H]

The Kloset Klavern

The Brady Campaign has argued that the right to keep and bear arms applied only to the organized militia, but we have yet to see a Brady endorsement for the Deacons. [More]
We talked about the passing of Mr. Hicks here.

My Fox, DC

Whether she wants to be or not. [Read]

And gun carry ban or not.

[Via Steven K]

We're the Only Ones Choking You Up Enough

An off-duty Pittsburgh police detective is charged with choking a fellow motorist and threatening him with a gun after a minor collision along the Parkway East. [More]
I'd actually told myself after the last post that that was enough of the "Only Ones" for today--but how am I supposed to not acknowledge this?

I sure wish someone would take me up on my offer and free me from this...

[Via Harvey]

We're the Only Ones Violating Enough

The police department's child exploitation unit arrested officer Bernett Collins on counts of molestation and exploitation of a minor, sexual battery, enticing a child for indecent purposes and violating his oath of office...[More]
Wait a minute...they can be arrested for violating their oath?

Don't you think someone ought to...I don't know...tell them that?

Oh, wait...

And I'm still waiting for an answer to my question...

[Via Harvey]

We're the Only Ones on Target Enough

Grant grabbed his duty weapon, identified himself as a sheriff's deputy and ordered the woman to drop the knives...[More]
Great job on his part, and I mean that sincerely. He acted like a true hero.

And it's nice to see the headcase was ultimately "persuaded" to act rationally.

Thing is, and the reason this is an "Only Ones" story: Good luck to anyone without connections in SoCal being "permitted" to carry the most effective means of said persuasion.

The shoppers are damn lucky the deputy was there. And the bipolar maniac from hell is damn lucky someone didn't figure out there are all kinds of "weapons" that can be improvised in a Target store, particularly over in sporting goods, hardware, and lawn & garden. While possibly lacking the persuasive power of a gun to stop the violence NOW, they could very well have resulted in her dashed brains and a call for "Clean up on aisle two."

Everybody here is aware like that in public, right?

[Via Ed M]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Report: Congress makes too many vague laws [More]
Well, this certainly caught me flat-footed...

Thanks for the tip-off!

Does Grandma Slapping Unruly Teen Warrant Lifetime Ban on Guns?

Perhaps the Bradys could explain how rendering this frail little lady defenseless serves the interests of public safety? Of justice? Of basic human decency? [More]
Well, there's your problem right there...

Today's Gun Rights Examiner column looks at the law, and at just following orders. Quite a difference from what the Framers envisioned, it seems to me...

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This Day in History: May 4

On May 4, 1778, the Continental Congress discussed two treaties with the French that had been signed in Paris by American and French officials on February 6, 1778. What are the major provisions of the treaty? What issues do these provisions seem to address? Why do you think the Secret Article of the Treaty was a secret? Compare this treaty with the Treaty of Amity and Commerce, which can be found in the same document. What are the major differences? [More]

Monday, May 03, 2010

Mike on HBO

No, not the cable network, the hyperbaric oxygen chamber. [Read]

A cutting-edge medical technology team monitors results...

GRE Round Up for May 3

There's some good stuff being turned out by the Gun Rights Examiners. I hope you're availing yourself of it, and importantly, sharing these links via emails, on blogs and forums, with your local newspaper editor, etc.

A common complaint is media bias and absence of representation for "our side."

These people work hard to change that and ask for nothing from those of us their labors serve other than to help spread the word. I hope no one thinks that's too much to ask.

Here are their latest offerings:

Anthony Bouchard/Cheyenne:
Puerto Rico Statehood, another threat to freedom in Wyoming

Daniel White/Cleveland:
Tell your legislators you want Ohio's restaurant carry ban repealed

Dave Workman/Seattle:
Gun Safety 101: Mandatory courses in public schools, bounties for thugs

Kurt Hofmann/St. Louis:
Forcible citizen disarmament advocacy, and the smearing of the militias

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Does Freeing of Hutaree on Bond Tell Us Anything About Government's Case?

[O]ne can only wonder about all the fanfare generated with the arrests. [More]
This story warranted a second Gun Rights Examiner column for today.

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Nice Shot

Craig Harrison killed the two insurgents from an astounding distance of 8,120 feet -- or 1.54 miles -- in Helmand Province last November firing an Accuracy International L11583 long-range rifle. [More]
Here's to the day when Cpl. Harrison's countrymen can keep and bear such a rifle.

[Via lots of you]

A Trust Betrayed

Dobson: GOP misled me on Paul [More]
Yeah, well, a guy with your reach and influence ought to do minimal fact-checking before dispatching the troops.

Party operatives will mislead to promote their preferred candidate?

Who ever saw that one coming?

[Via Mack H]

Unapproved Conduct

Springfield police say a gang-related gun battle on a city street has left one teenager dead and three people with bullet wounds, including an 8-year-old boy. [More]
So those MA-required permits to purchase, owner licensing and permits to carry accomplished...what, exactly...?

[Via Ed M]

Hotmail Blues

It's really screwing up on me today. I can't get to many emails and can't respond to others. If you're trying to give me a tip or ask a question or whatever, please understand. I also wouldn't mind if folks held up on correspondence until I get things sorted out.

We're the Only Ones Crossing the Line Enough

Clerks who work at a Clyde Road gas station are forced to dial 911 after two police officers allegedly lost control. They are accused of doing everything from stealing pizza and punching a clerk to posing as Homeland Security. [More]
Plus he lied to investigators when he claimed he was surrounded. Don't non-"Only Ones" go to jail just for that, let alone the other stuff?

[Via several of you]

Pit Bull Study Has Parallels for Gun Debate

What's the E*TRADE baby say?

"I want to show you something. It's my shocked face." [More]
Today's Gun Rights Examiner column notes that appearance-based bans don't work anywhere near as well as individual responsibility and accountability.

How could we possibly have known?

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This Day in History: May 3

In a letter dated May 3, 1778, Richard Henry Lee informed Thomas Jefferson that the Treaty of Alliance and the Treaty of Amity and Commerce had been signed with France early that year. [More]

Sunday, May 02, 2010

GRE Round Up for May 2

There's some good stuff being turned out by the Gun Rights Examiners. I hope you're availing yourself of it, and importantly, sharing these links via emails, on blogs and forums, with your local newspaper editor, etc.

A common complaint is media bias and absence of representation for "our side."

These people work hard to change that and ask for nothing from those of us their labors serve other than to help spread the word. I hope no one thinks that's too much to ask.

Here are their latest offerings:

Ed Stone/Atlanta:
NRA at odds with gun law reform in Georgia

Paul Valone/Charlotte:
McVey wanted to see President, but did he commit any crime?

Steve D. Jones/Fort Smith:
Florida concealed carry permits for Arkansas's retired policemen

California anti-gun group attempts to derail Oklahoma open carry vote

Liston Matthews/Knoxville:
Chinese schoolchildren attacked with deadly weapons

Dave Workman/Seattle:
What is it about gun critics and the ‘Wild West?’

Kurt Hofmann/St. Louis:
If illegal aliens are 'undocumented workers,' shouldn't 'illegal guns' be 'undocumented firearms'?

Gun bills on the move in Illinois and Missouri

Resisting tyranny: Neither a new idea, nor an invention of the 'gun lobby'

Chris Woodard/Tucson:
Go. Read. And please share these links.

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Law Enforcers Aren't 'Only Ones' We Can Trust with Guns

It should be obvious there are good and bad people, responsible and irresponsible ones, some with badges, some without. [More]
Today's Gun Rights Examiner column offers to give up the "Only Ones" theme.

Forever.

And my terms couldn't be simpler.

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This Day in History: May 2

As reported in the Journals of the Continental Congress, Simeon Deane, brother of Silas Deane, delivered the Treaty of Alliance and the Treaty of Amity and Commerce with France to Congress on May 2, 1778. [More]

Saturday, May 01, 2010

You Really Ott to See These

Billy Beck

Mike Vanderboegh

PJTV has things set up to where you need to register with them to watch--which I recommend doing for these.

I know most visitors here are well-acquainted with Sipsey Street Irregulars. You've got Tw0--Four bookmarked as well, right?

'Hatriots' Laud Armed Citizens as Deterrent to Government Gun Grab

Who is this "hatriot," who dares challenge the assumption by proponents of "common sense gun control" that only government may legitimately possess a "monopoly of force"? [More]

And what the heck does that have to do with "The Rifleman"?

Today's Gun Rights Examiner column takes us to another blast from the past, brought to us for free by my favorite magazine.

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This Day in History: May 1

The Battle of Crooked Billet was a battle in the Philadelphia campaign of the American Revolutionary War fought on May 1, 1778 near Crooked Billet (present-day Hatboro), Pennsylvania. In the skirmish action, British forces under the command of Major John Graves Simcoe launched a surprise attack against Brigadier General John Lacey and three regiments of Pennsylvania militia, who were literally caught sleeping. The British inflicted significant damage, and Lacey and his forces were forced to retreat into neighboring Bucks County. [More]

Friday, April 30, 2010

Animal Private Parts Exposed

Animals filmed for television wildlife documentary series are denied their right to privacy, a leading U.K. academic claimed in a report that emerged Friday. [More]
I was all set to say something about denying animal privacy tonight on the grill when I looked up the leading academic.

His specialty is sitcoms.

Sounds to me like somebody's goofing with somebody here.

Either that or he--and the people who employ him--are insane.

GRE Round Up for Apr. 30

There's some good stuff being turned out by the Gun Rights Examiners. I hope you're availing yourself of it, and importantly, sharing these links via emails, on blogs and forums, with your local newspaper editor, etc.

A common complaint is media bias and absence of representation for "our side."

These people work hard to change that and ask for nothing from those of us their labors serve other than to help spread the word. I hope no one thinks that's too much to ask.

Here are their latest offerings:

Steve D. Jones/Fort Smith:
The lies against open carry in Oklahoma

Liston Matthews/Knoxville:
Unconstitutionally vague.....unintended consequences!

Chris Woodard/Tucson:
It's official. July 29, 2010

Go. Read. And please share these links.

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"Raw Anger"

Lady, if that's what you think is me being angry...[Read]

Second Amendment Sellout

I ordinarily try not to drive traffic to my enemies, but this time I'll make an exception.

I also ordinarily try to keep the language clean around here. Again, it's exception time.

Read on, having been warned.

Yo, Federale:

Fuck you, you racist asshole.

Any time you want to "use" that "stinkin' badge" on me, let me know, douchebag. You do say you're not afraid to.

Come out from behind your screen name, coward, and face me.

That shouldn't be a problem for a big, brave "Only One," should it?

We're the Only Ones Lying Enough

The jury found the officer, Patrick Pogan, 24, guilty of filing a criminal complaint that contained false statements concerning the cyclist, Christopher Long, including an assertion that Mr. Long knocked Mr. Pogan down by intentionally steering his bicycle into him. [More]
What did we just get done saying about lying?

The good thing about the dismissal on other charge is, had Long been the one to "recklessly assault" Pogan, I doubt he'd be convicted too. I'd actually bet on it.

[Via David G]

Time for a Military Response

...to Vanderboegh's inquiry. [Read]

Renown and Infamy

Mike H looks at April 19. [Read]

I say fly a flag.

And again.

We're the Only Ones Going Swimmingly Enough

Cobb police SWAT team member Sgt. Ken Reda, 37, and Shelley Powell, also 37, were both charged with making false statements and obstruction, allegedly lying about who was on the boat and the circumstances around the accident. [More]
That's the thing about tolerating a culture of lying. Those who can bring themselves to lie for you when your butt is on the line can also bring themselves to lie against you when it's their butts...

Hell of a thing, not knowing when the backup you're relying on, at times with your life, may turn on you and opt for self-preservation. Can you imagine dying and your supposed "friends" cover up the circumstances? If they'd do that low, what wouldn't they cover up, especially if someone who means nothing to them is involved?

Kind of an unintended consequence, wouldn't you say? The cost that comes permanently attached to the perceived benefits of the "Only Ones" culture...you can trust no one?

Talk about miserable. It's enough to give someone an attitude.

And to think how many juries automatically accept the word of testifying officers over suspects.

I wonder how many times these two have been called to testify...?

[Via Harvey]

Wardrobe Control

Debate over hunter-orange heats up [More]

Because, evidently, you are incapable of dressing yourself.

Do it for the children.

Wrong Social Media Choice?

A Surrey judge ordered two weapons prohibitions Thursday after a youth last year posed with an AK-47 on a Facebook page... [More]
Maybe they should have used Twitter...?

Delusional

So what we're being told, either by elected officials or private sector officials, is that we don't want to do things to restrict access to guns or where guns are taken, because we don't have the guts to upset the people with lots of guns. [More]
Bear in mind Vanderboegh's new BFF is talking about Chicago here. I still laugh over the suggestion that Mike should have put a "We Are Everywhere" sticker on his back...

An Underfunded Program

Mayor Richard Daley today urged Chicagoans to turn in firearms in exchange for a prepaid credit card, but the city is going to have to pass the hat to come up with enough money to cover the yearly program. [More]

I don't suppose "starve the beast" is an option?

Forget it Jake, it's Chi-Town.

Time to Crime in Bloomberg Paradise

[Click graphic to enlarge]

That "iron pipeline" doesn't seem to flow very well. I wonder what the breakdown is for "Over"...?

Here's the presser.

Here's the New York reports page.

I'd like to see a "time to conviction" chart. And another one for "length of sentences." For BATFU.

Randy Hillman: Oath Breaker

Randy Hillman, director of the Alabama Association of District Attorneys, opposed the bill and urged law-enforcement officers to do the same. In an e-mail to law-enforcement officers before the bill was passed he said, in part, “These weapons have no legitimate sporting function and will only serve to endanger the lives of law enforcement.” [More]
Bite me, Randy. You and the FOP.

Getting to the Heart of the Matter

What's the big deal?

Don't they already own us?

And can't you just see a future Repo Men-type scenario where a government health panel says it's time to turn things off and begin the harvest?

Hey, maybe they could make eligibility for fedcare contingent on agreeing...assuming that's not already buried in there somewhere...

It is telling, though, how they still use the word "donor."

Conspiracy Theory

Not that I want to start a new one, but this does seem awfully damn convenient for the anti-progress "progressives"...

Does Lindsay Lohan Gun Photo Show Violation of Federal Law?

[A]re we witnessing evidence of a federal felony in progress? [More]
Today's Gun Rights Examiner column looks at an ongoing train wreck. Not that I actually give a damn, but all the "Authorized Journalists" appear oblivious to the real story here.

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This Day in History: April 30

At Crooked Billet on April 30, 1778, British Maj. John Simcoe's troops ambushed Brig. Gen. John Lacey's platoon, killing 26 and capturing 58 Continental Army soldiers. [More]

Thursday, April 29, 2010

GRE Round Up for Apr. 29

There's some good stuff being turned out by the Gun Rights Examiners. I hope you're availing yourself of it, and importantly, sharing these links via emails, on blogs and forums, with your local newspaper editor, etc.

A common complaint is media bias and absence of representation for "our side."

These people work hard to change that and ask for nothing from those of us their labors serve other than to help spread the word. I hope no one thinks that's too much to ask.

Here are their latest offerings:

Dan Bidstrup/Denver:
Updates on Philippine elections and Denver gun show shooting last March

John Longenecker/Los Angeles:
Safer Streets 2010: Invigorating the electorate via college students.

John Pierce/Minneapolis:
The man who single-handedly scuttled voting rights for DC

Dave Workman/Seattle:
Kurt Hofmann/St. Louis:
Go. Read. And please share these links.

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We're the Only Ones "Oops--Our Bad!" Enough

As the officers approached the vehicle, McKinnley slipped and his firearm went off. Officer Mitch McDannald thought the gunfire came from the suspect and he returned fire, fatally wounding Thompson. [More]
Yes, "it's unfortunate that they were put into this position," ain't it, though, Commissioner Billy?

You know--this position.

But I love how you paint it to where they're the unfortunate ones.

[Via FFFW]

Like I've Said All Along...

...some people simply shouldn't have guns.

Hell, some peeps shouldn't have Peeps.

Bad News...

...for gun owners.

No kidding.

Who'da thunk?

Let the disgusting and cowardly apologist excuses begin.

[Via retrotruckman]

We're the Only Ones Professionally Favored Enough

A state trooper named Sheila McKaig, 41, was stopped 10 times for various traffic offenses over 14 months and never once got a New Jersey traffic citation. [More]
Hey, it's Jersey. And she's an "Only One."

**it happens.

[Via Michael R]

We're the Only Ones Crack Law Enforcement Team Members Enough

She admitted to authorities, the affidavit states, that she had been smoking crack four to six times a week for about a year, and that she and another person who lives with her occasionally drove to Milwaukee to buy crack. [More]
In Wisconsin.

Where there's no concealed carry.

Because you're just not as much of a crack shot as the "Only Ones."

Ain't that right, Tyler...?

[Via Steve T]