Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A Thousand Fathers

Forget results. A compliant media presenting them as "successful" is all that's needed. As long as the general perception is that "Crimestoppers" stops crime, the incentive is to be a part of it all. What's that JFK quote? "Victory has a thousand fathers..."

Here's today's Gun Rights Examiner column. Hopefully, some will want to distance themselves from paternity claims...

Stupid's Up

We learn all we need to know about Ben Cole from this comment he added to his obnoxious little rant:
I’ve got more damn guns than I can count...Guns really suck.
When it comes to sucking, who are we to argue with an expert? Ditto for stupid.

[Via Stephen S]

Bond is UK Top Gun

Just don't tell Daniel Craig. We don't want to upset him or anything.

Then again, I think all that money probably gives him a quantum of solace...

We're the Only Ones Prioritizing Enough

Police are set to prioritize the escalating juvenile gun culture on the Peninsula with programs such as a new gun buyback after the shooting deaths of four teenagers in Hampton and Newport News in as many months.
Well then, no need to worry. Everything's under control, isn't it?

If that's a good enough solution for highly trained professional "Only Ones," that's good enough for me, and I take back what I said.

We're the Only Ones Vindicated Enough

"It's very good news for both the officers involved," O'Neill said. "It's almost a day of vindication, because we said that as soon as all the facts came out, it would show there was no wrongdoing."
Ah, very good. No one should be prosecuted for having the means of defense and using it when justified.

Well, almost no one:
Charges remain against a fifth Iron Pigs member, Defense Department firefighter Erik Pingel, whose firearm possession was not covered under the federal statute permitting law officers to remain armed under most circumstances.

Pingel had a concealed-pistol permit from his home state, Colorado, but may have violated a South Dakota prohibition against carrying a firearm where alcohol is sold.
Sorry, chump.

I should have said "No 'Only One' should be prosecuted..."

You and I don't qualify, and are fair game for violent criminal attacks in bars. I think it has something to do with cops being able to tolerate alcohol better than the rest of us. Either that, or our lives just aren't as important...

The Play's the Thing

Desert Hills High School administrators and a school resource officer thought a pistol they approved for use in the play "Oklahoma" was a harmless imitation until a blank discharged from the gun Saturday and killed a 15-year-old student.
Here's more information on a story we talked about yesterday.
[T]the parent didn't tell authorities the gun was real.
Yeah, how are "authorities" supposed to know?

And, of course, what would a " gun report" by an "Authorized Journalist" be without this?
...a blank discharged from the gun...

...the gun that shot Tucker...

We're the Only Ones Along for the 'Roid Enough

What's more, the seller -- Brian Jackson, then a strength and conditioning coach for the much-heralded Oregon City High School girls basketball team -- told the informant he didn't worry about getting caught by the police because he was selling to the police...

"What you don't want is a more aggressive police officer...
What who doesn't want?

"Only Ones" on steroids. What could go wrong?

[Via Ed D]

We're the Only Ones "All Dogs Go to Heaven" Enough

Twice in recent days, police officers have gunned down family pets in incidents where the animals posed little or no clear threat to humans.
That's something we've talked about many times here. My guess is, the type of "Only One" who would do this is pretty confident the system will back him up and the dog's owner won't respond in kind.

J.D. Tuccille tells me the use of the term "service revolver" is "actually from a quote from the local police chief. Maybe his department is where everybody else's gear goes to die. :)"

Technical Difficulties

As cops, our focus should be simple: stop the bad people among us from harming the good people.
Would that it were. But when edicts are tyrannical, there's a huge difference between "bad people" and good people who defy bad laws.

So until the day comes when that's recognized and applied in the field, I'd just as soon that you not focus on any basics that will make you more effective at controlling me and mine.

[Via Jeffersonian]

This Day in History: November 18

We are very sensible that your men, without some assistance, must suffer from the cold, in so severe a climate, and are anxious to do every thing in our power for their relief. From the very circumstance of their being ordered to join General Schuyler's Army, we supposed they were to be considered as Continental troops, and therefore no provision has been made for them by the Congress of this Colony. You say paper money will not pass there; no other can be procured here on any terms.

Monday, November 17, 2008

The Lady of the Gun

She looks like she could have been my mother, or perhaps yours, if your parents were of “The Greatest Generation.” In one sepia photo, she drapes a dark coat across her arm. In the other she’s wearing it. She stands by the side of a house, or perhaps a garage, looking off in one picture, toward the camera in another, appearing first, serious, and then — is that a smile?

She was young. She was pretty. Who was she? Somebody’s sweetheart? Somebody’s wife? Is she still alive? Did she end up having children, grandchildren …?

And whose gun were the Plexiglas-covered photos on the grip of the 1911 Army .45 affixed to?
"The Lady of the Gun" is my Rights Watch column for the December 2008 issue of GUNS Magazine.

The original Star-Telegram story on which much of this is based has disappeared from their site. Fortunately, A Keyboard and a .45 posted a picture of the grips back when this story first appeared.

A Snitch in Time

Meet Summit County Crimestoppers, sponsors of the local "Goods for Guns" nonsense, and a self-described " program designed to encourage cooperation between the citizenry and the law enforcement community."

How do they do that? No, not through anything that will teach us how to protect ourselves until the police arrive. Instead, they offer "the citizens of Summit County direct and easy access to their law enforcement community and incentive in the form of anonymity and reward."
Here's today's Gun Rights Examiner column.

Shooting Blanks

A 17-year-old Washington County high school student died Saturday after firing a blank-shooting prop pistol used for a play. [More]
What do they think an explosive discharge through a metal tube is going to do? Ruffle their hair?

The liberal arts aren't really all that strong on basic physics, are they?

This is the same type of ignorance that Jon-Erik Hexum killed himself with.

And naturally, his co-star at the time, Jennifer O'Neill, who gave herself "a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the abdomen" is big on "gun control."

Many adult actors really do appear to be less mature than your average high-schooler.

So: who thinks encouraging young people to be ignorant about handling firearms is a good idea? You know, if we only banned guns, we wouldn't need to train them because stuff like this would never happen.

Too Many?

"The common link between all of these homicide cases is guns," Buske said from San Diego, where he had attended a police chiefs association meeting.

"There are too many guns in the hands of people willing to use them to harm others."
If you think real hard, chief, there's a corollary to that.

Hint: There are too few guns in the hands of people willing to use them to _____.

I'll wait. I'm sure it will come to you. Won't it?

[Via ranamacar]

We're the Only Ones Realizing Our Dream Enough

They appeared in court on Thursday to argue that Mr. Hernandez, who served a year on Rikers Island for illegal gun possession, a felony, before joining the Army, had turned his life around so impressively that he deserved the judge’s help to realize his dream: joining the New York police force.
Far be it from me to suggest that mere possession of a firearm should ever disqualify anyone from anything.

But then, I'm not the one suggesting it, am I? It's the "Only Ones" who are once more getting privileges while the rest of us would get nothing but pain.

As long as you serve the Masters, all is forgiven. And no one can lift a finger.

Care for a gun?

[Via Declan]

And the Larry Hincker Award Goes to...

Larry Hincker!
"We're disappointed and frankly not happy, and we expect to get some assurances that this won't happen again," Tech spokesman Larry Hincker said.
What, your stupid, expensive after-the-fact alert system failing, or prohibiting an immediate active response?

And who says utter failure doesn't pay?
Charles W. Steger, president of Virginia Tech, was paid nearly $720,000 during the same period...
I wonder if Larry got to lick the plate?

"You'd think they'd have a backup for this kind of thing," Hincker said.
That is supposed to be the backup, you dolt.

I am honestly starting to think that he is this dense.

Regardless, one small satisfaction--for some time now, and hopefully for a good long time, I'll always be right there looking over his shoulder...

[Via Mack H]

Larry Hincker Award design courtesy of Robb Allen

Vanderboegh: Question 59 & the Myrmidons

Vetting The Ant People for Our New Ruler
Mike catches something that escaped both presidential candidate (and scares the cats in the process).

Assuming it did...escape them, that is.

Fighting for Bloggers' Rights

If you're a blogger, this website is for you.

EFF's goal is to give you a basic roadmap to the legal issues you may confront as a blogger, to let you know you have rights, and to encourage you to blog freely with the knowledge that your legitimate speech is protected.

To that end, we have created the Legal Guide for Bloggers, a collection of blogger-specific FAQs addressing everything from fair use to defamation law to workplace whistle-blowing.

Fight the scourge of "Authorized Journalism."

Interesting--I'll have to give this a closer look.

[Via Mindful Musings]

Holiday Season in SC

Beginning the day after Thanksgiving, South Carolina residents will have a 48-hour period when they can purchase guns, shotguns, and rifles tax-free.
Naturally, "Freedom States Alliance" spokesmodel Scott Vogel has a hissy fit.

Take it easy, Scott--if you like, we'll be happy to support a tax-free weekend on these, assuming you don't already own one.

[Via Jeffersonian]

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

A memorabilia collector has been jailed for five years for possessing a Second World War rifle listed as a prohibited firearm. The rifle was not in a condition to fire live ammunition...

Judge Maxwell said Parliamentary guidance meant strong sentences should be given for illegal firearms possession. “I feel bound to impose the minimum sentence of five years,” he added.
Bang bang, Maxwell's wooden gavel
Came down upon his head...

You should feel bound, all right, you fascist functionary, you coward.

[Via Bruce Mills]