Thursday, June 19, 2008

Another Senseless Child Gun Death

An armed teenager accidentally shot and killed himself when [sic] during a home invasion, police said.
It looks like MyFox Dallas has figured out why...


Remember, kids: Drinking and predation don't mix!

[Via Tony G and SameNoKami]

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

19 year old "kids" Cool.

So what category will the anti-sanity anti-rights folks list this one in? Maybe he'll get counted twice?

-HH

Anonymous said...

I don't get it....

A child-gun has died?

Longbow

Anonymous said...

Does this make him a candidate for the Darwin Award?

Anonymous said...

But he did everything just like they do in movies and TV shows! I'm sure mom and dad (if he was around) taught him only that guns are BAD.
I guess thugs really AREN'T part of the gun culture. They wouldn't hit so many innocent bystanders or themselves, and they wouldn't commit crimes at all.

His aortal blood is on Sarah Brady's hands.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what he was booked for previously, that they have a mug shot.
I wonder whether he had the gun cocked (safety off if a semi-auto pistol), to save time, and put his finger on the trigger, to save time, before drawing. Must have been the shortest "brandishing" incident in a while.
Anyone who crashes into MY house would be better off if they just gut-shot themselves. ANYONE.
In "The Long Kiss Goodnight," Samuel L. Jackson's character says to Charlie the spy, "A man carry his gun like that, he could shoot his d--- off."
"So now you're a sharpshooter?"

Jerry said...

Yep, the "Brady Bunch" can add another one to their list of "innocent children" killed by evil guns.

I would nominate this guy for a Darwin award, but odds are that he has already reproduced, possibly several times with different "mommas".

Anonymous said...

Ummm, no gin for me, I'll just have water.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Dead Hard Guy's mug shot expression say "My lips say `F-- you,' but my eyes say `Read my lips.' " ?

A play on the old second-attempt "but baby, your EYES say YES" pick-up line. Thanks, "Pardon My Planet comic strip.

Anonymous said...

My usual typo is either "gin" or "guin." Some kind of Celtic firearm, maybe. Like in Guinness and Guinivere.