Monday, March 30, 2020

Tyrannized for Your Protection

Colorado is Tracking Your Location Using Metadata from Your Cell [More]
Hey, if you're not doing anything wrong...

[Via cydl]

Cowboying Up

Texas Cities and Counties Can't Close Gun Stores as Part of Coronavirus Closures - So opines the Texas AG, interpreting Texas state statutes (and not needing to consider the Second Amendment). [More]
What about these guys?

[Via Michael G]

Call to Arms

AOC MOCKED AFTER THROWING TANTRUM IN CONGRESS OVER BAILOUT PACKAGE - ‘WHO moves their arms like this when they speak?’ [More]
Have we forgotten so soon?


[Via Jess]

Holder That Thought

VOTE AT HOME will allow more people to vote... [More]
Never mind which people...

You can tell from comments, if nothing else, this f***er will be forever associated with Gunwalker deaths.

[Via Tristan M]

We're the Only Ones On Again, Off Again Enough

Los Angeles Sheriff Reverses Course AGAIN!?, Orders Gun Stores to Close to the Public [More]
If he were obstructing another civil right, the Feds would arrest him.

I guess we get to see how serious they are about what's critical.

Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise

Police should fire BATON ROUNDS at coronavirus curfew breakers says ex-police chief [More]
Just what those whose subversion made this inevitable need-- more power to employ violence against a victim pool of their creation.

[Via Jess]

The Other White Meat


The elephant is dead. Capitalism is gone, the republic is gone. What we have now is an opportunity to feed off of the dead elephant, to stockpile as much as we can, to distance ourselves from each other and prepare for the ultimate battle for survival.  [More]
The Republic: It's what's for dinner. At least per TL Davis.

Call me a cockeyed optimist, I'm not sure we're there yet. In any case, I'm not ready to abandon the remarkable system bequeathed us by the Founders even if those who rule appear to be, if most they rule are oblivious to what they've allowed themselves to be swindled out of, and if many who won't be ruled have concluded it's "Game over."

Come back to me when the lights go out.

The Hole Truth

What became clear during the Kavanaugh hearing is that Ford's story had holes in it. [More]
So does Reade's.

More Evil Right-Wingers

Wilson was linked to the neo-Nazi groups National Socialist Movement (NSM)... [More]
And that is what's being presented as another "one of us"...?

Maybe they're referring to the member of the central government's standing army...?

The FBI sure seems to be getting even dickier these days. Does anybody else get the feeling this Wray guy's first loyalty may not be to his oath?

That Was Uncalled For


[More]
Except ad hominem is the logical fallacy resort of those trying to gin up mob support by hurling insults. Because Constitutionally speaking, Massie was right, and those manipulated to scream against a recorded vote because it's "their guy" doing it know not what they enable.

But hey, it's not like a voice vote has ever come back to bite us in the ass before, right, gun owners?

UPDATE:

John Lott writes a much-needed "In Defense of Congressman Thomas Massie."

[Via Michael G]

We're the Only Ones Scared Enough

‘Officers are scared out there’: Coronavirus hits US police [More]
Wait 'til it really hits.

Time for Some Commonsense Tooth Safety Laws

Man in coronavirus quarantine runs into street naked before biting woman to death [More]
Looks like I gotta add "teeth" to the list...

Besides, nobody except trained enforcers needs assault canines, designed only to rip through flesh...

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Tonight on Armed American Radio


Join Mark THIS Sunday 3-29-2020 from 7-8pm ET (4-5pm PT) for a special pre-AAR Monstercast Armed American Radio Facebook LIVE event from the AAR Crossbreed Holster studios right here! The studio line will be open and we'll be taking your calls! [More]
Mark Walters will be hosting a good old fashioned "round table" in Hour Three (10 - 11 p.m. Eastern) with yours truly, journalist Neil W. McCabe and Brad Premo of Leadslingers Whiskey.

The "pre-show" with video on Facebook starting at 7 followed by the rest of the program. If you want to listen in from a station near you or via live streaming, go to the AAR website.

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Synchronicity

President Trump’s Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has revised its guidance of critical infrastructure to include the firearms industry as part of the Essential Critical Infrastructure. This revision comes shortly after Gun Owners of America (GOA) and Gun Owners of California (GOC) sent a letter to the administration urging inclusion of the firearms industry. [More]
[More]
And it also comes a bit over a week after this:
The president doesn’t shy away from issuing executive actions on guns when they serve his purposes and he is depending on gun owners to be reelected in November. It would be more than appropriate if he ordered Homeland Security to recognize the need of the people to lawfully obtain guns during national emergencies to the point that a disruption in supply “would have a debilitating effect on security, national economic security, national public health or safety, or any combination thereof.”
Do it, Mr. President.
Unless it's all been just words and the Second Amendment is now officially deemed “non-essential.”

Friday, March 27, 2020

Happy Birthday, Mommy


My Mother is 96 today.

She still swims laps and walks a couple miles most days.

Here's the card I made her, front and inside:
For the record, she was gentle and loving in spite of my many provocations. And Dad didn't have to raise a hand because just the look and the low-key but dead-serious tone, along with assured and consistent commensurate consequences, were always enough to make me rethink if I really wanted to keep pushing.

Where the Rubber Meets the Groad

Global condom shortage looking likely after world's biggest producer shuts down over coronavirus [More]
That oughta send the aninmaladjusted environmentalcases into a[nother] rage (not that they weren't causing unintended consequences).

[Via Jess]

Unqualified Susceptibility

The University of Michigan’s refusal to recognize an accused student’s “clearly established due process rights” led a federal judge to deny its administrators “qualified immunity” in the student’s lawsuit. [More]
I wouldn't mind seeing more of that.

[Via Michael G]

Down By the Old Mills Ream

We urge you to contact Governor Mills and respectfully request that Gun Shops be added to the list of “Essential Businesses” as soon as possible. [More]
One question: Why would I want to be respectful to a turncoat?

[Via Felix B]

The Big Sleazy

Mayor LaToya Cantrell of New Orleans refuses to take responsibility for her decision not to call off Mardi Gras over concerns of the Wuhan coronavirus. That decision has caused New Orleans to become the epicenter of coronavirus cases in the state of Louisiana, according to medical experts. So who exactly does the Democratic mayor blame for not canceling Mardi Gras in her own city? Donald Trump. [More]
Well, Louisiana does rank 49th out of 50, and I bet if you took New Orleans out of the equation they'd move up considerably.

[Via Michael G]

The More You Shoot the Better You Feel

The people panic buying now are mainly first-time gun owners and anti-gun hypocrites.⁣ [More]
They still need to learn and fast. Ranges that are closing down due to government stay-at-home orders demonstrate how infringements make things more dangerous for everybody.

[Via bondmen]

Depends On Who You're Asking

Are Gun Stores ‘Essential’ Businesses? [More]
Maybe we should ask that question of someone being brutalized by a released inmate.

[Via bondmen]

Keep On Truckin'?

Truckers Call for Second Amendment Right Nationwide During Emergency [More]
Only for truckers? And only during emergencies?

Can we exclude these guys, who supported Hillary and who represent Biden campaign workers?

Captain's Log


Welcome to the Party, Pals

Defense attorneys for the famous couple and other parents still fighting the charges say the case cannot stand because investigators bullied their informant into lying and then concealed evidence that would bolster the parents’ claims of innocence. [More]
Well, yeah, nobody actually takes what the Bureau's slogan stands for seriously...

So rich, leftist celebrities should get a pass on the type of enforcement their political choices impose on the rest of us...?

[Via Michael G]

But They've Always Been So Good at Listening Before...


ATF TO DISREGARD GUN OWNER INPUT ON PREVENTING ILLEGAL REGISTRATION [More]
It's his to blow...

[Via Jess]

The Solution We've All Been Looking For

Former British PM Gordon Brown Calls for New Global Government to Fight Impact of Coronavirus [More]
H.L.'s gettin' a workout today.

[Via Michael G]

Be Honest Now


[No link, Fox News doesn't allow them from Blogger anyway...]
Tell me when you look at this picture that a quote from H. L. Mencken doesn't come to mind.

Trump Pills

Episode 871 Scott Adams: It's Time to Stop Using an Obama Afghanistan Strategy Against a Virus [Watch]
I stipulate I'm absolutely not qualified to weigh in with an informed opinion on the science, but this looks like something to ask those who may be. $20 and "a bit of diarrhea" or "drown in your own lung juice"? Centralized planning by those whose incompetence and power obsessions got us into this mess, or take matters into our own hands?

It does seem worth asking your doctor what he'd do if things got up close and personal.

One other thing Adams mentions briefly toward the end is pressure from the people as a factor in government deciding to reopen businesses, and that makes me wonder if we will start to see civil disobedience. I know many are desperate. As I mentioned in an earlier post, younger feral son Qusay is a chef at a local restaurant (who is still working thanks to take-out and catering orders while most of the staff has been "furloughed") and he told us one of their food suppliers had a "friends and family" sale to unload inventory that's not moving and get some cash coming in, and to mitigate its losses.

True, cities can retaliate against individual businesses by pulling their licenses, but if a critical mass of the tax base joined forces and had a reopening "strike," what are they gonna do? Send the cops in to round up them and their customers?

When the choice is between dying and trying, what have people got to lose?

[Via Carlos Perdue]


UPDATE - This seems relevant:
“What does Governor Doug Ducey know about medicine? He’s a stupid politician. You, my doctor, who specializes in respiratory illnesses, is a far better expert on the subject. You more than anyone should know when it is safe to give this test, and to whom. That you are allowing a politician tell you how to treat your patients is to my mind literally unethical.”
[Via Michael G]

#BelieveWomen

Biden’s “hands were on me and underneath my clothes,” she said. “He went down my skirt but then up inside it and he penetrated me with his fingers,” she added. [More]
I wonder if @womensmarch is going to even acknowledge this.


Thursday, March 26, 2020

As Rome Burns

Italian leaders fiercely reprimand residents defying lockdown protocols -- “I’m getting news that some would like to throw graduation parties," De Luca said. "We will send the police over. With flamethrowers.” [More]
One could argue he was combining dark humor with hyperbole, but when the balance of power is that disparate, a pointed reminder is in order.

[Via Jess]

Upon Reconsideration

Gov. Tom Wolf is quietly allowing gun shops to reopen on a limited basis during the coronavirus pandemic after several justices of the Pennsylvania Supreme Court urged him to do so. [More]
And as noted the other day, bizarrely enough, three DEMOCRAT judges...

[Via Jess]

Job Qualifications

The Atlantic Tells Joe Biden All He Needs to do is ‘Stay Alive’ [More]
At least until the inauguration...

What more do we need to know about the Democrats?

Or The Atlantic...?

[Via Michael G]


The Missing Ingredient

Herd Of Deer Take Over University Of Pittsburgh, As School Isn’t Currently In Use Due To Coronavirus [More]
Somehow, Lyme doesn't seem complete without Corona...

[Via Michael G]

There's Compliance and There's Compliance


Received via email:
They're outdoor ranges. "Open outdoor recreation areas" are allowed. They can't stagger the stations?

If I were a member, I'd be asking some questions.

[Via Jess]

Sincere Condolences

Heartache [More]
This is tragic. I cannot imagine what this man and his children are going through right now.

Treasure the time you have with those you love.  Look for daily opportunities to prove to them that you do.

[Via Michael G]



Praise She from Whom All Blessings Flow

Pelosi’s bill also contained bailouts for the post office, almost everything the Democrats want to change about voting, federal employee collective bargaining, requiring airlines to offset their carbon emissions, forcing companies to have a diverse corporate board, etc. [More]
Speaking of the Post Office, has anyone seen any warnings from them about not licking envelopes closed, or are they the nation's biggest source of distributing infected materials throughout the land?

[Via Michael G]

We're the Only Ones Soliciting Enough


Received via snail mail:
[Open in new tab to enlarge]
And "Portions of contributions made could be used to lobby for legislation..."?

Like this...? (Scroll down about halfway to "Fraternal Order of Police positions on firearms issues.")

¿Cómo se Dice 'Pandemia' en Español?

A 61-year-old woman with multiple myeloma, a cancer of plasma cells, and diabetes died of pneumonia in a Mexico City hospital on Monday evening, becoming the first female coronavirus fatality in Mexico and the fifth overall. She returned to Mexico from Spain on March 17 and developed coronavirus symptoms the next day. The other four people to have died also had existing health problems such as diabetes, hypertension and obesity. [More]
Did any just die from Coronavirus?

I get it might have pushed them over the edge. How close to it were they, and what other common ailments that we don't shut everything down over could have done the same thing?

Besides, it's not like they don't have a handle on the essentials down there.

[Via Wynn A] 

Tested Positive for Ugly Leftist Attention Whore Syndrome

"The hospital couldn’t test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions. #TESTTESTTEST" [More]
So in other words, she doesn't know if she has it or not, but she's exploiting it to push a  political vendetta.

Who does she think she is, Greta Thunberg?

Remember when she couldn't fake an apology tearfully enough when she thought her feedbag was at risk?

After Coronavirus, California Has a Major Disarmament Edict Waiting in the Wings


No, the object here is to ban the guns still on the list. Requiring one mark instead of two is not “‘calling [the gunmakers’] bluff’ and removing their excuse to ‘boycott the law.’” It’s dictating to supposed free citizens there are even more “in common use at the time” firearms that Democrat tyrants intend to deny them, first in California and then to any other state where the citizens are suicidally ignorant enough to vote in swindlers intent on gutting their birthrights. [More]
But no one's talking about taking your guns? The only arguments these domestic enemies have are lies.

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Daily Defense Redux



If you didn't listen to today's program live, and if you would like to at your convenience, here are two ways:


Mark's going to be working on getting that screen to take Skype video inputs so you can see the guests conversing instead of just our still pictures.

Talking a Good Game

2A Gaming: Spreading Gun Rights Message via Video Games [More]
I have to admit upfront the gaming phenomenon is something I have never grokked.  When I was in college a bar had Pong and I remember playing PacMan and Asteroids, and Snakes on an old Windows machine. The wife enjoys Solitaire in her spare time, and back when I had some, I enjoyed a miniature golf game. Oh, I also remember playing Duck Hunt for a few minutes at a relative's house.

By the time the X-Box/Play Station stuff with multi-function controllers came out, I was too wrapped up in demanding jobs to give them a moment's thought, and my limited free time was eaten up doing Dad things with the family and around the house and yard. Anything in excess of that and it was a cigar and a couple fingers of the good stuff on the porch for me to decompress.

Feral sons Uday and Qusay, on the other hand, grew up with it all and are quite adept, but I would watch them for a few minutes and decide it was all above, if not my pay grade, any incentive to spend the time to learn.

So with my near-total ignorance stipulated, let me venture an opinion:  My impression of gamers is they had better be given top-quality graphics, compelling character and scenarios, and top-notch competition, and anything less will be rejected and ruthlessly ridiculed. So if they're going to do it, do it right and spend the needed money to employ "top men."

Do it on the cheap or make the primary purpose to ham-handedly preach and you may as well not do it at all.

It's not a bad idea, but its success will all be in the execution. I hope you guys do it right. Good luck.

Every WHO Down in WHOville Liked COVID a Lot

Abolish the World Health Organization - The WHO has become another pointless organization pandering to the world’s worst actors [More]
Well...in WHOville they say that the pandemic's spread grew three sizes that day!

[Via Michael G]

Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise...

UK Lockdown Chaos: ‘Youths’ Fire Bomb Food Delivery Vans, Launch Missiles at Police [More]
Young Nigel and Cedric need to settle the f*** down.

Anybody else catching on that the disarmed subjects ain't seen nothin' yet?

[Via  An Hour of Wolves]

Location, Location, Location

Coronavirus outbreak threatens to wipe out California’s $21-billion surplus [More]
Gee, that's too bad.

Maybe they'll have more "rebellions," which I suspect the good people living in "red" counties will get through a lot better than those who chose "progressive sanctuaries."

Daily Defense



I'll be joining host Mark Walters on Armed American Radio today at 4 Eastern to talk current gun events in the age of Coronavirus and more.  Go to the AAR website to find a station near you or to listen live from your device.

Alternatively, I understand you can listen and watch over at the AAR Facebook page, as well as give immediate feedback via comments.

Oops, She Did It Again


[More]
Did the walking freak show ever get her kids back?

Anybody See This Coming?

Could a ‘Draft Cuomo’ Movement Be in the Democrats’ Future? [More]
Y'know what? That would be about the most dangerous political development I can imagine.

Unless they can dig up some new dirt, the guy's Teflon.

Perhaps "Deadbeat Dad for President" might be useful?

Or Governor Cuck...?

You bet it's about the politics of personal destruction. What do you think these monsters want to do to you if you don't surrender to them?

We're the Only Ones Blocking Enough

Sheriff Baker Blocks All Permits in Wake County [More]
This is the same subversive incompetent who tried to close the range down.

Breaking news via email:
GRNC weighs legal action against Wake sheriff
If you're a NC gun owner, you don't expect the guys carrying the load to also fund everything themselves, do you?

It's Disarmageddon!!!

StopHR5717.com: Oppose HR 5717/S. 3254 - Gun Violence Prevention and Community Safety Act of 2020 [More]
Plus it'll tip Guam over.

I see the odds of passage have dipped a percentage point since that post.

You'll forgive me if I take a "Be aware of this but let's focus limited resources on immediate threats" attitude.

Above the Law

Accused in Justice Dept.'s Upper Echelon, and Innocent Until Scot-Free [More]
Bryant explains.

[Via Michael G]

Selective Enforcement

Clemson University officials, concerned about the “optics” of ignoring a South Carolina law requiring public colleges to teach the U.S. Constitution, have lobbied the state Legislature to repeal the requirement. Clemson both refuses to comply with the existing law and opposes a bill in the South Carolina General Assembly to update it, according to emails between the university’s provost and two lobbyists for the school. [More]
So are we free to "refuse to comply" with weapon prohibitions, or would these same subversive scofflaws sic the enforcers on us to either bring us into compliance at gunpoint or kill us if we defy and resist orders to disarm?

I'm just wondering why some commie academics haven't been fired and frogmarched out of the administration building yet.

[Via Michael G]

Them's Fightin' Words!

But if they can’t learn the law without crying, and if their law school can’t teach the law without following up with puppy rooms and Play-Doh, then there is little chance they will have the fortitude to be lawyers who will suffer far worse trauma than the utterance of a word. [More]
Hey, if you can't teach First Amendment law without being censored to avoid offending delicate sensibilities, you have no business being at a "progressive" college.

[Via Michael G]

Win Stupid Prizes

Kid Who Licked Toilet for Social Media Challenge is Diagnosed with Chinese Coronavirus [More]
I don't suppose anyone is going to make the little sh!+head completely financially responsible for his treatments?

@GAYSHAWNMENDES, eh?

And Nancy wants him to vote because she knows anyone this stupid and twisted has to be a Democrat.

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Those Who Can't

How ‘Progressive’ Leadership Wrecked a University [More]
It's funny when the willfully deluded and entitled learn there's a price to pay. One can only hope for a ruthless day of reckoning with tenured parasites finding out the world doesn't owe them a living.

In the meantime, be the example for your children so that when they do go to school, they will have been instilled with proper moral values and an ability to rationally think, and to select a fulfilling curriculum with realistic economic potential.Some will still make their share of poor choices and boneheaded mistakes like many of us did, but a strong grounding in reality can reduce the distance it is wandered away from.

[Via Michael G]

'Who Will Help Me Plant the Wheat?' Asked the Little Red Hen

Yesterday OFF filed our “Reply Memo” to the Attorney General’s response to our challenge to the ballot title for IP 60. [More]
Are you an Oregon gun owner?

Are you helping?

Not Bad for a Former Eastern Bloc Country

COVID-19 Causes Gun Buying-Panic In Hungary [More]
To paraphrase Ian Malcolm, freedom, uh, finds a way.

[Via bondmen]

Get Back on That Plantation!

Far Left Salon Mocks Disabled Black Woman With Gun In New NRA Ad [More]
But we're the racists.

And I'd reply to Shannon and ask her what kind of cover she provided her corporate masters for the black groundskeeper who a jury concluded they'd given cancer to, but suppressing her role takes priority over having that "national conversation on guns" the grabbers keep saying we're avoiding:

And if you want to argue about glyphosate, that's not the point. The left says they believe it-- I'm merely pointing out how they give selective passes to those pushing another part of their agenda, proving they are insincere opportunists who scream bloody murder when they can smear an enemy but sweep everything under the rug when one of their own gets caught.

[Via bondmen]

Centers for Decrees Control Redux

Instead of Prepping for Pandemic, CDC Focused on Gun Control and Promoting Social Justice [More]
As I said earlier, I think the problem is not enough trough-feeding scoundrels are publicly caned.

[Via bondmen]

When Black Friday Comes I'm Gonna Stake My Claim

‘It’s busier than Black Friday:’ Gun sales boom in San Diego amid fears over coronavirus [More]
It looks like some are defying the classification.

Bring in the catapults!

[Via bondmen]

He Did It! He Missed the Barn!

Sisolak said the order does not apply to ... the homeless... [More]
Of course not. What kind of "government solution" would it be if the focus was on unhealthy populations living in unsanitary conditions where disease is most likely to spread?

Between that and ordering a ban on testing to see if some avenues showing potential might work, it's nice to know that executive order will always trump scientific inquiry.

[Via Michael G]

The Siege

Mayor Garcetti announces water and power will be shut off for nonessential L.A. businesses that don’t close [More]
Starve 'em out! And if that doesn't work, they could always catapult some Wuflu-infected dead in.

Funny, the origins of both "pandemics"...

What a punk career trough-feeder Garcetti is, a real did-it-on-his own achiever, that one. His old man was a statist piece of crap, too.

[Via Florida Guy]   

The Eyes of Texas are Upon You and You Cannot Get Away

State Representative Requests Opinion from Texas Attorney General on Exclusion of Gun Manufacturers & Retailers as "Essential Businesses" in Local Emergency Orders [More]
I guess we'll find out if that cannon is salvageable.

[Via Jess]

It Depends Upon What the Meaning of the Word 'Nonessential' Is

The border was, by the agreement of the U.S. and Mexico, closed to "nonessential travel" shortly after midnight on March 21. But how tight is it? That might depend on where you are and how you define "nonessential". [More]
So health isn't really the primary factor in the determination?

A Proven Formula

Eco-warrior Greta Thunberg has revealed she believes she has contracted the coronavirus. [More]
But she doesn't know for sure, so that justifies an assumed conclusion, a "stark warning" and worldwide hysterical media coverage.

Anyone seeing a pattern here?

Thank You, Captains Obvious

PUBLIC HEALTH MEASURES MUST STILL PROTECT CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS OF AMERICANS [More]
Conservative Action Project, eh? A question attributed to Stalin comes to mind.

I don't mean to be a smart@$$, but when I see coalition members like Legal Immigrants for America, I have to wonder how many of the signatories share in culpability for bringing this down upon our heads in the quest for "cheap labor."

[Via Felix B]

UPDATE: WarOnGuns Correspondent Henry says I owe LIFA an apology. I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong and confess I did a kneejerk based on "What's in a name?" So I am heartily sorry but my wonderment still stands. If they're all pals, I guess I need to humble myself to all.

We're the Only Ones Essential Enough

“We will be closing them, they are not an essential function,” Villanueva said. “I’m a supporter of the 2nd amendment, I’m a gun owner myself, but now you have the mixture of people that are not formerly gun owners and you have a lot more people at home and anytime you introduce a firearm in a home, from what I understand from CDC studies, it increases fourfold the chance that someone is gonna get shot.” [More]
What a lying sack of steaming crap. And only his highly-trained Sardaukar can handle the awesome risks.

People may just find out how essential he really is if the town goes up in flames again and his guys can't do a thing about it -- still.

[Via Roger J]

UPDATE: Not so fast there, Villainueva...

You Do the Hokey-Pokey, That's What It's All About


[More]
 Naturally, a gaggle of indignant "progressives" is quick to pile on about how Republicans hate "democracy."

Just Imagine

Hollywood Is Facing an Existential Crisis - The industry is confronting a grim future: What if theaters stay dark all year? What if people are too afraid to go back when cinemas reopen? [More]
Has their luck run out?

I see Hollywood's rich, woke useful idiots think atheistic communism is the answer (that's what that evil song is about, you know). As long as they get to keep what's theirs.

Nick Searcy has a better idea:


My favorite Firesign Theater line comes to mind.

[Via Carlos Perdue]