Tuesday, June 10, 2008

We're the Only Ones Not Under Siege Enough

"The city in fact is not under siege," Paysinger told reporters at an afternoon news conference.
He's right, you know. A siege is when the enemies are outside your gates.

I'd tend to view the Bloods, the Crips, the Sureños, the Asian gangs, and the 18th Street Gang as competing occupying barbarian armies.

And sorry if you think you might need to take steps to protect yourself on the street during the latest "blip"...the answer is "No." In LA, we reserve that privilege for "The Only Ones."

And here's a cheery thought:
And it is everywhere. According to the Department of Justice, today America has at least 30,000 gangs, with 800,000 members, in 2,500 communities across the United States. (Gang experts at the University of Southern California claim the number of American jurisdictions with gang problems has reached 4,000.) Federal, state and local law enforcement across the country agree that street gangs connected to or mimicking the L.A. model have become a national epidemic.

All enabled and made possible by the very government policies we as a nation seem inclined to provide more of, which I guess is what they mean by "Hope" and "Change."

Gosh, I hope I'm not sounding overly alarmist. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

God Didn't Make the Little Green Apples...

...and Marines don't train in Indianapolis
in the summertime...
So they're just training for the Middle East, right? It would be tinfoil hat ridiculous to speculate on training for domestic deployments, wouldn't it?

I look at America's urban areas as tinderboxes ready to erupt. I look at the drive to disarm as many people in the cities as they can, I factor in things like rising energy costs and potential blackouts, the prospects of a long, hot summer, talk of food supply disruptions, anger, crime, racism, gang members in the tens of thousands, and even unexpected developments in the presidential race...and I'd be surprised if there aren't those in government assessing the same factors, plus ones we don't know about. In this environment, there are untold catalysts that could trigger a very bad sequence of events.

I'd be surprised if the one thing that doesn't scare the rulers more than anything is what will happen if they actually shoot any rioters--less than lethal tools won't stop armed mobs, and if multiple rioters are shot and killed, I believe rioting will spread to other cities...Or perhaps I am hopelessly naive, and there are some who would benefit from that...

That's the kind of thing that can lead to martial law--and I doubt Katrina-style disarmament bans will be covered under those circumstances.

Here's hoping this is just baseless hysteria, conspiracy kookiness, a misreading of signals, and that we can all look forward to a summer of love as our Hope prepares us for Change.

[Via Cornet Joyce II]

First Person Shooter

Property owner Billy Jackson shot and killed two men who he said were trying to rob him.
And in spite of the fact that the police said it was self-defense, Mr. Jackson would do well to zip it and let a lawyer do his talking for him.

Honest people have a tendency to be open and candid because that's just the code for living life and dealing with others. I hope for his sake this is not used against him, because I see several things here (that I won't point out) that could be more than problematic.

If you ever need to defend yourself, get a lawyer and let him be the one to tell your story. I hope this man does not end up injured because he does not know this.

[Via Matt L]

Red's Looking Forward

Horsley said...he looks forward to being open by Aug. 1, in time for hunting season.

This Day in History: June 10

As companies sprang up throughout the province, the Northampton Committee of Correspondence urged all freemen to “provide themselves immediately with all necessary arms and ammunition, and muster as often as possible to make themselves expert in the military art.”75

75. PA. EVENING POST, June 10, 1775, at 242.

The quote is good. But the review as a whole has some problems...

Monday, June 09, 2008

Breaking News: Twin Falls URA to Buy Red's Property

The Twin Falls Urban Renewal Agency agreed today to pay $200,000 for downtown property where Red's Trading Post at 215 Shoshone St. S...

The closing is expected around July 15, according to a copy of the contract.

Don't jump to conclusions. While the terms of the settled agreement are still pending public announcement, do not assume this means the business of Red's Trading Post will close.

The plan is for a better and more modern facility, and the downtime will be used to effect the move.

Stay tuned.

Nine Meals from Anarchy

...how Britain is facing a very real food crisis
And when it happens, who do you think is going to eat?

Like Spike

And a comment like 'A guy like that should shut his face' - come on Clint, come on. He sounds like an angry old man right there."

Yeah, he doesn't sound young and rational, like the kind of cool head who would say "Shoot [Charlton Heston] with a .44 bulldog."

And "plantation"? Society rewards you with extraordinary wealth and fame, and all the doors that opens, but you're still a victim of discrimination?

Sometimes, Spike, race has nothing to do with it. Jerks come in all colors.

GUNS Magazine: June 1958

Well, that's not exactly what we've come to regard as safe gun handling being demonstrated on the cover there, is it? We've come a long way in half a century, but most of it has not been in the right direction.

There's plenty in this issue, including a look at "West Point's 'Library' of Guns," "Tommy Gun" marksmanship, Elmer Keith hunting lions, the story of "Pistol Pete" Eaton, and more, including the classic period gun ads.

But here's what really stands out:
No corrupt politician ever worked more cynically, or more successfully, to put over a deal that would perpetuate his power. "He knew, of course," a retired policeman told this writer, "that his own boys would keep on getting gats without papers." But he went about enlisting unthinking "reformers" to bat for his bill through press and pulpit.
"Sullivan Law: This Law Makes Crime Safe," is a must-read, and gives us an invaluable analysis and perspective on the background, effects and implications of this evil, unAmerican edict that provided the model for urban citizen disarmament.

We're the Only Ones Depressurizing Enough

Senior UN ambassadors travelling from the Democratic Republic of Congo to Rwanda had to abandon their plane after a security guard accidentally shot a hole in the aircraft, it emerged today.
Boss! De plane! De plane!

Not just "Only Ones," but UN "Only Ones.

And on top of that, they expected free fuel? And they're going to complain they had to pay for it? I guess when you're a career kleptocrat, you're just not equipped to deal with someone you can't force into surrendering their property.

We're the Only Ones Who Can Do It in the City of Chicago

"I said you can't do it in church,'' Keating said. "You can't do it anywhere in the city of Chicago.''
But we can, schmuck! Ha Ha! Any damn where we please!

And even though we observed you were not a threat, you're going to learn the hard way the difference between a mere citizen and "The Only Ones."

Simpatico


The image of the gauche American, wearing a ten gallon hat, sitting on the Champs Elysee, unable to comprehend a thing - is what your organisation represents to many of us.

My goodness--an English/Canadian and the French think poorly of us!


More insufferable snottiness from a subject with a totally unearned sense of sophistication and intelligence.

Thanks, Ian Carruthers, and I mean that--smug, hate-filled nonsense like what you spout is tremendously valuable for unifying often contentious gun owners. As a token of gratitude, I'd like to send you one of these.

[Via ChareltonHest]

The Return of Snuffy

He'll be back.

Funny how saying how he's going to snuff out a fellow human being isn't grounds for suspension, but badmouthing a democrat is. But don't think of it as a punishment, even though I don't know what the hell else you'd call a grown man getting a "time out."

The key statement is in the video, where the woman says 75% of the congregation would follow Snuffy to a new church--which means they're not followers and believers of the religion anyway, but of the man.

Maybe they'll move to Guyana...?

And Snuffy's not-so-cryptic comment about not knowing what the future will bring reinforces just who's telling who to watch their step, and it ain't the intimidated Cardinal George.

[Via Armed and Safe]

We're the Only Ones Scaring Off the Competition Enough

A New York City police officer was arrested on a menacing charge Friday, several hours after he barreled through a security checkpoint at Hofstra University while off duty and pointed his service pistol at a man who had accompanied his former girlfriend to a Manhattan nightclub...
Because he's "The Only One" for her. Gee, I wonder why she left him.

And remember, this is New York--if you lift a finger...

[Via Plug Nickel Times]

George Saxton, New American

But others applauded the initiative. George Saxton of Capitol Hill was pulled over in his black Ford Focus after dropping off his niece near the checkpoint. He said those who are complaining about the initiative probably have something to hide.
Congratulations, George. That's just the response we've been waiting to hear.

You won't mind if we do a cavity search on you and your niece, now, will you? Lotta drugs in the Trinidad area--and now that we know you have nothing "to hide," we're sure you won't be one of "those who are complaining."

[Via Jeffersonian]

To Fight Another Day

The lawyer for Georgia's largest independent gun dealer said this week that his client trusted a New York jury would find that he had done nothing to put guns into the hands of New York City criminals—until the presiding judge announced that the jury would deliver a recommendation, rather than a verdict.

“I like to dub it as the 'fake jury,'” said New York attorney John F. Renzulli, about an advisory jury suggested by the trial judge...

Lawyers for New York City argued this week that by giving up so close to trial, Renzulli and [Jay] Wallace also gave up their right to appeal. Renzulli responded that, “in no uncertain terms, that's not even close to correct.”

It's obscene that such maneuverings and technicalities would even need to be considered in an American court, which like all government, only exists in principle to secure the blessings of liberty. That the courts are used instead as state organs of repression makes things very dangerous, indeed--when you take away official recourse for justice, men will look to other channels.

Then you get Orwellian statements from creatures like Kenneth W. Taber about obeying the law, especially considering the "shall not be infringed" proscription in "the supreme law of the land"...

It's supposed stewards have usurped the law, twisted to their own ends, presumed to be its masters rather than its champions...

Anyway, Jay Wallace still needs help. This truly is a David and Goliath story. If you are appalled by the unfairness he's up against, and think no man should have to face that alone, go here and do something about it.

[Via Chris Horton]

This Day in History: June 9


Sunday, June 08, 2008

Selfish Gun Owner Murders Bear

While this happened in our neighbor to the north, it does definitively illustrate why we can't loosen the rules in our National Parks!

Why not join with "the voices of experience," that is, government pensioners, in wishing this man had died instead?

Hey, "The green blood still runs deep."

What are these people, Vulcans? Anyway, that's obviously more important than someone else's red blood.

Lightworker

Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment.

I'm not quite clear on this: What's the difference between a Lightworker and a Daywalker?

I've said before:

Obama is not a political phenomenon. He's a mystical one. And that ought to scare the hell out of us.
Isn't it telling how those who are overtly hostile to traditional religion embrace their new demigod with the fervor of Luciferian theosophist zealots?

[Via SIH]

We're the Only Ones Conniving Enough

"We will investigate if the leaders of the prison were conniving in this," Paulo Gomes, a state prosecutor, told reporters.
I guess "a plasma TV, a DVD player, $172,000 in cash, gym equipment, two refrigerators and a couple of guns" could conceivably get into a prisoner's cell without "Only One" cognizance...we're not quite sure how, but give us enough mon...uh...time, and we'll figure something out...

And bear in mind, the people who can't even keep guns out of cellblocks tried to ban them in the nation as a whole.

[Via Zachary G]

Competing Interests

In a recent speech to the National Rifle Assn., McCain portrayed himself as a strong supporter of the 2nd Amendment. But his past statements show that he thinks that some NRA positions "actually threaten the interests of law enforcement," said Dennis Henigan, legal director of the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence. "He was conspicuously silent on those when he spoke to the gun lobby."

We don't really want to look too closely at that, and what it implies, do we?

It might compete with our interests in reassuring ourselves via rationalizations.

The March of Folly

I guess the irony is lost on these people...

Meanwhile, Over in Sarah Brady Paradise...

A man who police said "was tired of life" drove into a crowd of pedestrians Sunday and then went on a stabbing rampage in Tokyo's top electronics and video game district, killing seven people and wounding 10, authorities said...

A witness told NHK the suspect dropped the knife after police threatened to shoot him.
So I guess he wasn't really all that "tired of life" after all.

Funny how someone with a gun is what it takes to stop these things, isn't it?

[Via SameNoKami, James Bond and AvgJoe]

Coming Out of the Gun Safe

Called "open carry" by its supporters, the movement has attracted grandparents, graduate students and lifelong gun enthusiasts like the Jensens...

...Police acknowledge the practice is legal, but some say it makes their lives tougher.
Yeah, jobs can be tough. That's why they're called jobs.

Considering the source, this article was surprisingly balance, but I actually found some of the comments more interesting than the article--in terms of revealing ignorant leftist hatred and bigotry against gun owners.

So much for tolerance and diversity.

As I wrote before:
I also belong to a group that is forced by social prejudices to keep a low profile--often times to hide my choices and practices lest I suffer disapproval and ultimately, life-threatening persecution by the state.

I am a gun owner and I live a gun owner life style.

I don't know if I was born with a tendency to be this way, or if it was an acquired disposition. All I know is, I don't see why I should be forced to change. Truth be known, I like owning guns, and am happy with who I am. I hope I suffer no repercussions by "coming out of the safe," but I just can't hide the truth any longer.

We gun owners have been living and working among you. Our kids go to school with yours. We may be your doctor, or minister, or your child's teacher. We may even work in city administration, or the courts, or on the police force. And we are sick of being abused for simply being who we are, all because of hoplophobic prejudice and fear. We don't see any reason why we should have to put up with it any more.
You'd think the gunbashers would grok that.

[Via Plug Nickel Times and Jeffersonian]

We're the Only Ones Dictatorial Enough

Two weeks after a shooting at Seattle's Northwest Folklife Festival, Mayor Greg Nickels reportedly plans to announce restrictions Monday on concealed weapons on city property.

Nickels' office declined to offer any details about the executive order. A news conference was scheduled at the Police Department with Nickels, Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske and state legislators...

Essentially, my understanding is that Mayor Nickels is going to announce an (executive order) pertaining to prohibiting weapons on city property...

...Executive orders are directives to city departments. They do not require City Council approval. They typically don't apply to the general public, but to the policies and actions of city employees, agencies and properties.

Any attempt by a city or county to ban guns outright in public parks -- unless it exempted holders of permits to carry concealed weapons -- would be illegal under state law, which pre-empts local governments from enacting gun laws that are stricter than state codes...
What's with these big city mayors passing illegal laws--that is, ignoring laws they don't like to impose edicts they intend to enforce against We the People? We saw it recently in Philadelphia and we saw it earlier in San Francisco, where they demonstrated they're "The Only Ones" who can break the law with impunity. If anyone else even rhetorically suggests it and they make real clear how strongly they disapprove.

[Via Rick R]

This Day in History: June 8

Lord Dunmore flees the Governor's Palace to the ship Fowey docked at Yorktown.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

We're the Only Ones Knee-Capping Enough

A routine trip to serve a juvenile warrant ended with an innocent teenager shot by an officer.
Funny thing--if "The Only One" felt justified to shoot because of aggressive dogs, and he didn't shoot the dogs but shot the kid instead, and the dogs didn't end up needing to be shot after all because they didn't attack, is there anything we can infer...?

And why don't we know his name...?

[Via Tony G]

An Illinois Trifecta

From ICarry Gun Owners Association:
1) The meeting in Rockford this Tuesday, June 10th at 5:30 at the Memorial Hall building is coming up!!! We absolutely, positively need as m any bodies and voices there as possible. If you are in driving range and can be here, we really, really, really truly need you. This is not a drill, this is for real. This meeting may determine the future of concealed carry for the entire state!!!

2) I need to find some Chicago citizens -- people who live IN city limits. You don't have to do much or spend any money -- just contact me. It's very important. With your help, the other citizens of Chicago could own pistols again!!!

3) An online petition has been created: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/ConcealedcarryInWinnebagoCountyI/
Please take 2 seconds to sign this petition for concealed carry in Illinois!!!
[Via HZ]

The Road to Damascus

Cleveland Plain Dealer columnist Philip Morris is reporting that State Rep. Michael DeBose, a Cleveland Democrat who has a solid history of anti-gun votes in the Ohio legislature, has changed his mind in the wake of a violent robbery attempt near his home.
Yeah, you needed it to happen to you to make it real. Right.

I'll believe in a change of heart when I see him come out in favor of protecting militia suitable rifles. Until then, I suspect this is CYA excuse-making to mask the obvious hypocrisy of a gungrabber wanting to carry a gun.

What damage has been done in the atmosphere this creature helped create? And how does he propose to atone and make restitution?

I just don't buy that him wanting to protect his sorry hind quarters is reason for me to think I've got a brand new pal.

Still, I think we ought to use every opportunity to rub this in the antis' faces.

[Via Jeffersonian]

An Appealing Prospect, But...

Jackson County Sheriff Mike Winters has filed an appeal in an attempt to protect the personal information of concealed handgun licensees in his county.
Fine and good, and way to go, thanks, Sheriff, but come on, OFF- at least address this plan...

Come on, guys, get guerilla...

[Via Jeffersonian]

We're the Only Ones Well She Was Just 17 if You Know What I Mean Enough

Police said Jeffrey P. Geskie of Hurley engaged in a sex act with a 17-year-old girl Monday night in High Falls in exchange for his not filing criminal charges against her.
An oral deposition, "Only Ones" style, no doubt...

[Via Declan]

"They Left Him for Dead"

A day after former Hartford Deputy Mayor Nick Carbone was brutally attacked during his routine walk to breakfast in the city's Frog Hollow neighborhood, he lay in intensive care Tuesday at Hartford Hospital waiting to learn whether he needs emergency brain surgery...

He was found bloodied and bruised about 9:15 a.m. Monday in a stone path used as a short cut from Laurel Street to Capitol, his son said. His wallet had been stolen...

"They left him for dead"...

Correspondent 1894C fills in some details the "Authorized Journalists" won't bring you:
Sadly I bring you this story of a well intentioned liberal that spent decades creating a culture of government entitlement and dependency, and was beaten half to death by products of the society he helped create.

Note that this man could never have defended himself against multiple attackers all younger and stronger than he. He could not run away. He could not simply "give them what they want" he did not fight at all. He could not avoid a bad area, or dangerous time of day, he was walking the street in broad daylight on Sunday morning. In short there was only one thing Mr. Carbone could have had in his possession that may have been useful to him to prevent grievous personal injury, a firearm, along with the skill and will to use it to protect his life.

Then consider this from the article: "Carmen Rodriguez, a community activist who serves on Hartford's firearms review board with Carbone, said the city must ask itself some serious questions if an older man can't walk to breakfast without being attacked."

Yes, let's ask those questions; namely how can an elderly man protect himself from multiple assailants that intend to do him terrible harm?

Mr. Carbone promulgated a welfare society that created these predators, he served on Hartford's firearms review board that infringes on peaceable citizens inalienable right to self defense. His assault is a terrible, tragic, and all too predictable consequence of decades of policy not just an aberrant act of random violence.
And lest you think this assessment of Hartford's sociological development a mite harsh, consider this assessment from someone in the know:
In an unusual display of public anger, Hartford's police chief Wednesday gave vent to his feelings about the recent violence afflicting his city and the lack of decency among residents.
Chief Roberts does something cool that I've not seen before--he blogs. And furthermore, he provides for comments. I'd say that's as good a place as any to engage him on his views on concealed carry.

The Fault Line

The University of Akron basketball player charged in an off-campus shooting with police has been expelled by the university.
No doubt about it--it's the gun's fault.

If only there were no guns, stuff like this would never happen, and another young life full of hope and promise would not have been ruined.

Damn guns.

We're the Only Ones Automatic Enough

Before deputies arrived, they were informed that Agt. Queen was in the residence with an automatic weapon refusing to come out.
I wonder if it was stamped: "RESTRICTED FOR GOVERNMENT OR LAW ENFORCEMENT USE ONLY"?

[Via RCB and Carl S]

68

Angilo Freeland's civil rights weren't violated, the Department of Justice has concluded, 20 months after the fugitive died in a 68-bullet barrage fired by law enforcement officers tracking the man sought in the killing of Polk sheriff's Deputy Matt Williams.
Not to mourn what sounds like a truly bad guy, but there is a Heather Fong air to all of this.

Two images are evoked unbidden:

The death scene from "Bonnie and Clyde"...

...and Rodney Dangerfield punchlining "I can't take 67 more of those."

[Via AvgJoe]

This Day in History: June 7


Friday, June 06, 2008

The Alderman Loophole

Armed and Safe has the latest, including a copy of the ordinance.

If writing the law to suit yourself isn't naked tyranny, I don't know what is.

I hesitate to say any more, because I just submitted a column on this to GUNS Magazine, so go read what 45superman has to say--he covers it well and then some, including alerting us to another "Only Ones" exemption proposal.

If I were an Illinois gun owner, I would be pressing organizations claiming to represent me to file a freedom of information demand for copies of all correspondence from Chicago gun owners who told the city they were in the same predicament as Richard Mell. Conveniently I notice he mentioned he was called, so perhaps phone logs could be included at as well. You could do it in a way to protect their identities, and use it to validate that the city has been "inundated" and the new law will benefit "thousands."

Hell, I'd think a quick audit of police records for how many have not renewed during the designated time period ought to give a good quick 'n dirty snapshot, once you factor in people who moved or died--but then again, maybe not, because who in their right mind would play along with this evil game?

We're the Only Ones Heil...uh...Hailing Enough

POLICE Association chief Paul Mullett says a decision by force command to give officers semi-automatic weapons is a victory for common sense.

See, when placed in the capable and trustworthy hands of "The Only Ones," these horrific weapons of war/bullet hoses/killing machines are magically transmuted into benign "patrol pistols."

We need to keep an eye out for when the semiautos are finally distributed--and start a pool to see who can come the closest to predicting when we will read an "Authorized Journalist" report about Victorian police officers with the words "the gun went off."

We're the Only Ones Working for Tips Enough

A former Indianapolis police officer has been sentenced to four months in a community corrections center for tipping off suspects in a federal drug investigation.
Four months? For an "Only One"?

Why that's outrageous!

He should have kicked a dog instead--he'd have been reinstated with pay.

[Via Shermlock Shomes]

We're the Only Ones Reinstated Enough

A judge has ruled that the Highway Patrol trooper who was fired for abusing his police dog should be reinstated with back pay.
Remember?

Congratulations, Administrative Law Judge Fred Morrison. Thanks to your ruling, NC "Only Ones" now know they can get their kicks and they'll have a pal on the bench.

This ought to be an object lesson for anyone pulled over by the NC Highway Patrol in terms of the type of conduct that is condoned by the judicial system there. It might make one think twice about consenting to be placed under control--particularly if the demeanor of the trooper indicates he intends to treat you like a dog.

Via Spiffmo, who has more.

The Grimm and Evil Show

Fred Grimm thinks agents of the state should be "The Only Ones" to possess "guns designed to kill enemy soldiers."

Talk about evil.

How nice for you, Fred. Here, put this in and go quiver in a corner, will you? There's a dear...

Warner Todd Huston took the time to do some point-by-point deconstruction of Grimm's screed.

[Via Michael G]

We're the Only Ones With Kids' Balls Enough

The kids’ balls “were always banging his cars"...

Gianquitti, a slight man who drew a disability pension for the few months in the early 1990s when he served as a Providence police officer...
...certainly brought a unique "Only Ones'" perspective to dealing with neighborhood disputes...

[Via Brian F]

Can McClintock Count on CA Grassroots?

From Tom McClintock:

This election has been watched across the country as a bellwether over the future direction of our party - and ultimately of our nation.

You can say that again.


For some reason that strikes me like getting noticed by the Eye of Sauron.

McClintock's opponent spent $4.5 million in the primary, and his campaign is still $50,000 in debt.

California gun owners--what are you doing about this? What have you done so far?

Take a look at this anemic Google blog search.

Why don't we find a hot and current McClintock thread happening here? Why no prominent mention here? Can anybody explain why this is?


Yes, McClintock has been endorsed by NRA and GOA, and that's important--but the point being, now it's time for grassroots to take those endorsements and muster troops and resources with them. His place (particularly with the democrat machine focusing on him) will not be secured by a top down pronouncement, but rather by committed personal involvement. There should be a highly visible and proactive plan for gun owner support in place, prominent promotional features, articles and event calendars on California RKBA websites, and discussion and coordination of support activities taking place in CA gun forums. There should be an ongoing coordinated effort to solicit funds, recruit campaign volunteers, encourage letters to editors (with talking points), you name it...

People won't follow if finding leadership is this difficult.

In the mean time, go here and do what you can. And if you're currently actively working on mobilizing gun owners to elect McClintock, share that with us here. Let me know what you're doing, your successes, your challenges, and how WoG can help publicize your efforts.

Let's work to change this result right now:


"Freedom and Firearms" by Tom McClintock

A Market Intervention

California would not care if you ceased to exist tomorrow, and the fact that you giddily make guns for the gun banners intent on your destruction has everyone laughing at you, not with you.
Ken Hanson takes a gun manufacturer to task.

And just to make sure the lesson is not lost, L. Neil Smith drags them to the woodshed.

So I guess this means the commemorative "Always Think Forfeiture" pistols are out...?

[Via Ron W and Seth H]

Maximum Mike Water...uh...Mortarboards Graduates

The guest speaker will be U.S. Attorney for the District of Massachusetts and acting director for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), Michael Sullivan.
I can't decide what music I want playing in the background while I read this story.

This...

or this...

This Day in History: June 6

The junction of Beaver and Broad Streets was the scene of an extraordinary incident, June 6, 1775, in honor of which a handsome plate has been erected at the northwest corner of these streets, bearing the following legend:

More on Marinus Willett

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Open Carry Arrest in WI

Part 1
and
Part 2

Bottom line as I read these--A gun owner who says he was lawfully open carrying claims he was arrested for disorderly conduct. He says his gun was stol...uh...confiscated, and now they're screwing with him instead of giving his property back.

CAVEAT: This is one of those "raw data" situations, where in the absence of information from a "news source" I'm bringing what I've got to your attention with the understanding that it came from a forum. That said, we've seen "Authorized Journalists" ignore stuff before.

My information says the man making the claim has been invited to meet with a group of activists this weekend, so further verification should be forthcoming. But because this involves a situation where other gun owners could be at risk, I felt justified to at least call this to the attention of WoG readers. Naturally, if you know anything about this, please enlighten us in "Comments," below.

We're the Only Ones Unqualified Enough

...San Francisco Police Chief Heather Fong acknowledged that she has gone years without taking the target practice required for officers who carry guns. [More]
But she's still one of "The Only Ones" allowed to carry in SF because the uniform and badge makes her more better than you and me.

[Via SayUncle]

Bill Brown: Still Elitist After All These Years

Long time WarOnGuns readers are familiar with the ongoing saga of Santa Barbara, CA Sheriff Bill Brown.

He's still up to his old tricks.

From on-the-scene correspondent Gerhard Paul:




Yeah, you're a very responsible and upstanding citizen. But not being one of my specially trained "Only Ones," or fitting one of my other arbitrary categories for super citizen status, I just don't trust you. So I've decided to make your choice on whether or not your life is worth protecting for you.

It's not.

But don't take it personally. And I hope you still think highly of me and my department, even though we will ruin your life big time if we catch you disobeying me.

And despite repeated attempts over the course of many months by several individuals to get a straight answer, hell, any answer, there's still no explanation for how and why this happened:


"He stated to me that he is an NRA member," Mr. Paul, a former eight-year CCW holder reported after his meeting with the sheriff on why his permit renewal was denied.

Bummer. But look at the bright side--now that you know him, maybe you can sit at his table at a FONRA dinner some time...

The Only Thing

The only thing that stops me is the fact of being put in jail forever, or having to kill myself, or getting killed by an officer.

Huh.

Being stopped by an armed citizen--a teacher, an administrator, a visiting parent, a maintenance worker--wasn't even a passing consideration.

Why do you suppose that is, Wayne?

We're the Only Ones Within Appropriate Bounds Enough

A sixteen year old child was shocked with a Taser stun gun by police at a North Carolina school last week for failing to comply with orders to show an officer his I.D. badge.
Good life lesson for the kid. When an "Only One" demands your papers, show him your papers.

If he wasn't doing anything wrong, this wouldn't have happened. Anyone who doesn't automatically obey a uniformed representative of the state deserves to be hurt.

And remember: They hate us because we're free.

[Via Cigar Rollers]

This Ma-agic Moment...

From Jeffersonian:

"America, this is our moment," the 46-year-old senator and one-time community organizer said in his first appearance as the Democratic nominee-in-waiting. "This is our time. Our time to turn the page on the policies of the past." - Barack Hussein Obama, 3 June 2008
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"Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here! ...You, my children, are the water that will wash away all that has gone before." - Thulsa Doom, Conan the Barbarian, Universal 1982

There's gotta be a snake pit and a Tree of Woe in here somewhere...

The More You Mis...

...demeanor you get.

Look, I hope no one thinks I'm picking on poor Dennis Farina. Were it up to me, he could carry his guns all the live-long day.

It should be clear what I object to is special treatment for "Only Ones" and elites. If they're not under the same pressure we are, if they have their place at the table, there's no incentive for them to give a damn about what happens to those of us on the outside looking in.

One other thing this development tells me is his former cop status has not automatically conferred upon him an automatic license to carry, as some have speculated.

[Via Dave Licht]

It's Off

From Less:
Looks like DSA is calling off the protest this 14th...
"After careful thought, DSA management has come to the decision that it is in everyone’s best interest not to organize a counter protest or stage any activity to oppose Mr. Jackson. We feel that this is the best decision because anything we do to oppose Mr. Jackson, his organization,or his protest will simply make it a more news worthy story, giving him more media attention. This is exactly what he wants, and DSA will not oblige Mr. Jackson or his organization. The protest will take place on Saturday, and our company is closed for business on that day. If Mr.Jackson would like to stand on an empty street, in front of an empty building to address issues which do not exist, that is his prerogative. DSA feels that this foolishness is unworthy of a response."
With that being the case, I'd hang pro-freedom signs from my building so they'd be picked up by any news cameras covering this.

And with no customers to offend, I'd be inclined to maybe put a dead skunk in the dumpster (How did that get there? Must have crawled in and died...) and make the outside of my premises a very unpleasant place to congregate.

And By "Respectfully," We Mean "Screw You"

Do you get the feeling that doctors Frederick P. Rivara and Dimitri A. Christakis would just need one more partner to pose for this?


[Via Michael G]

Welcome to the Forbidden Zone

D.C. Police would set-up checkpoints in targeted areas, demand to see ID and refuse admittance to people who don't live there, work there or have a “legitimate reason” to be there.
Your papers...

And remember: They hate us because we're free.

[Via Cigar Rollers]

Remember Your "First Time"?

DJK tells us about his.

Go on over and tell him about yours.

The Clip Joint

A teacher at Meridian Middle School found a gun clip with live rounds at 8:40 a.m. Wednesday at the school...
I know use of that term for "magazine" is considered heresy in most gun circles.

I don't get too bent out of shape because no less an authority than the late Col. David Hackworth used "clip" on occasion.


I leave it to someone else to insist he was wrong.

As to the title-linked story itself, well, Wayne and I have both had our say about guns in schools and can't come to an agreement.

[Via Avg Joe]

The Company They Keep

CHICAGO -- Democratic insider Antoin "Tony" Rezko was convicted of federal corruption charges Wednesday for trading on his clout as a top advisor and fundraiser to Illinois Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich.
And, of course, he's a "former ally" of Thulsa.

Forget it Jake. It's Chi-Town.

This Day in History: June 5

Your Majestys ministers persevering in their measures and proceeding to open hostilities for enforcing them, have compelled us to arm in our own defence...

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Welcome to Rebecca Peters' Paradise!

Unarmed victims beaten, burned to death
Firearms Control Act forbids gun ownership, results in cold-blooded murder

Great job, IANSA!

We knew you could do it!

And the potential for further success is virtually limitless...

We're the Only Ones Baiting Enough

A stolen theft decoy car being monitored by police crashed into another car as officers tried to disable it, killing the elderly driver of the second car, police said.
Say...that give me another great idea for "The Only Ones" to use to fight crime:

Bait guns! Just leave'em laying around in high crime neighborhoods...

And once we get that remote shutoff switch thingie ironed out, we can require them on all guns.

Hey, if you're not doing anything wrong, why would you object...?

I Have a Bad Feeling About This

George Lucas has created legendary film heroes like Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones, but the US director says that in real life, his hero is Barack Obama.
What the hell is wrong with these people?

We're the Only Ones Calling Out Requests Enough

“Watch it,” the heckler yelled, but they couldn’t hear him up on the stage, even though he was in the first row. So he pulled a .38 revolver from his waistband, where it had been tucked beneath his t-shirt, and waved it in the air...

Tony smiled and reached into his pants pocket and flipped his wallet open in Bo’s direction. “FBI,” he said, though I couldn’t see what he was showing. He held the gun steady.
Ha ha! That's funny! Imagine a federal "Only One" pointing a gun at a singer as a joke to make a song request! And imagine the anti-gun Village Voice* thinking that's a cool story. Ha ha!

It's a good thing there's legislation in most places to keep ordinary people from carrying in establishments that serve alcohol, isn't it? And in the Bronx?

* I used this "Mad on the Street" interview, juxtaposed with H.G. Wells' The Time Machine, as the basis for my Jan. 2000 GUNS AND AMMO essay, "The New Eloi." Unfortunately, it's not online, and because they own the copyright, I can't post it here.

We're the Only Ones Artful Enough

Step away from the sheep, indeed.
It sounds like you would know, "Authorized Journalist" Christopher Knight.

What it sounds like you--or anyone else at The Los Angeles Times who preaches the mantra of the "Only Ones"-- wouldn't know is, the best way not to be intimidated around armed men is to be armed yourself.

Null and Void in Philadelphia

A judge ruled that the City of Philadelphia could not enforce new ordinances that would ban assault weapons and limit handgun purchases to one per person per month.
But he let stand the criminal stolen gun reporting exemption.

Go figure.

The Snuffy You Know vs the One You Don't

When I got the news last night about Snuffy Pfleger's Napoleonic exile, I really didn't have time to do much more than make a quick post. There are a few observations I want to make sure are in the mix.

From the story I originally linked to:
This past Sunday, Pfleger told St. Sabina's congregation that he's received more than 3,000 threatening e-mails – some calling for his death. The messages caused the church to beef up security for Sunday's services.
What--did they say bloodthirsty stuff like "Snuff out Mike P-F-L-E-G-E-R?" And death threats? You reported those for investigation, right?

And what does "beef up security" mean? Aside from the fact that you've shown the only way to opppose a threat of force is to possess sufficient deterrent force, and the display of same is often enough to repel a threat?

Meanwhile, things are getting interesting over at St. Sabina, with the congregation demanding Snuffy's reinstatement--and some going on a hunger strike. It's fairly obvious the loyalty is to the man, not to the church, which lends itself to all kinds of interesting conclusions and creates all kinds of interesting possibilities if the demands are not met.

One other revelation I found quite telling:

Over the weekend, he said that the days since his Trinity address had been the most difficult of his life, even more painful than when his foster son Jarvis was gunned down near St. Sabina on May 30, 1998.
Good grief--literally. It really is all about you, isn't it, Snuffy?

That is simply not a statement anyone who is a real father-- biological or adoptive-- could make. The levels of pain aren't even on the same scale. Or shouldn't be.

Now on to the replacement Snuffy: Here are a couple bits of information concerning temporary stand-in, Father William Vanecko. We might as well just start calling him Snuffy Lite, because:

BATFU to Nevadans: "Read the Last Two Letters of Our Acronym"

Beginning July 1, 2008, Nevada’s Carry Concealed Weapon (CCW) permits will no longer qualify as an alternative to a National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) check through the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). [More]
Loose translation in a nutshell:
You're not good enough.

You don't meet our traditional high standards of excellence.

You will be absorbed.

Resistance is futile.
Because everyone knows Nevada CCW holders represent a demonstrable threat to public safety, because "federalism" means the feds call the shots, and because "shall not be infringed" doesn't mention imperial mandarin Audrey Stucko not being able to issue "obey or else" proclamations to American gun owners--under the guise of "services."

Oh, and because it's less dangerous than going after violent criminals--waddya think, we're stucko on stupid?

[Via joefm]

The "Independence Day" Aliens

The environmentalcases at the Australian Broadcast Company have an online propaganda quiz for kids that compares them to pigs for living a modern lifestyle and then tells them at what age they should die to save the planet.

I'm afraid I shouldn't have survived early childhood:


"Planet Slayer."

How fitting. Because these lunatics, and that's what they are, remind me of nothing so much as the aliens from "Independence Day," particularly from the following exchange:

President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.
[Via Cigar Rollers]

A Good First Step

Tom McClintock claimed victory Tuesday night after a costly, bruising Republican primary and prepared to face Democratic winner Charlie Brown in a November match-up to replace retiring Rep. John Doolittle in Congress.
California 4th District gun owners: If you've been involved, now is the time to redouble your efforts--if you haven't been, why on earth not?

A Colorful Tagline

Johnston and his council colleagues are considering a beefed up graffiti ordinance that would...require property owners to remove the graffiti in a timely fashion or face fines..
Yeah, that'll stop the problem!

Just like requiring gun owners to report stolen guns under penalty of law will put a stop to gang killings. Just ask the X-Men.

As for the "program [that] puts kids convicted of tagging walls to work cleaning up their handiwork," I'd want to first make damn sure the city had appropriate liability insurance coverage and some mechanism to keep anyone claiming an on-the-job injury from suing me.

[Via Jeffersonian]

This Day in History: June 4

Patriots in Savannah spike cannon assembled to celebrate the king's birthday

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Snuffy Snuffed

At least temporarily.

[Via Stephen S and Peter G]

A Different Perspective

Looks like someone took one of our old Citizens of America radio spots, added some pictures to it and made a slide show.

X-Men

The Mission of X-Offenders for Community empowerment is to empower ex-offenders to become change agents in mobilizing the community to address issues threatening healthy family and community life.
Uh-huh. Why do I sense a catch in here somewhere that makes this my problem?

Oh, I don't know...
"We're researching ways to target legitimate dealers who sell illegal guns under the table in stores or gun shows as well as the guy selling illegal guns out of his car trunk," says Jacobs, "because they are just as guilty of murder as the kid who uses that gun to rob a gas station. We must restrict the availability of these weapons by holding owners and dealers responsibility for missing, stolen or under-the-table guns." Illegal guns are destroying our cities," Blackburn adds, "and this is something we think both the NRA and the gun control advocates can get behind". It’s the middle ground of the debate, a perfect compromise for both sides. Look, people can walk right out of jail and get a gun with just a phone call. And as a society, we only seem interested in what happens after the gun is obtained and a violent crime is committed. What we're saying is we have to start looking at ways to prevent kids from getting their hands on a gun, not just wait to lock them up after somebody gets shot."
Sounds like you learned quite a bit during your time in the slammer there, fellas, like how to deflect responsibility to everyone but yourselves. We're responsible for you stealing our guns? We're required to report it under penalty of law while you're exempt?

How about this instead? Don't threaten people and they won't need to respond.

That sounds like a reasonable "middle ground" and "perfect compromise" to me.

My rights are not subject to anyone else's inability or unwillingness to control himself. Period.

[Sebastian touched on this a few weeks ago.]

We're the Only Ones Icing Children Enough

A number of civilians, including a child selling ice water, have been shot dead by police in the Accra suburb of Ashiaman, this morning. Several people have been injured. This followed a clash between the Ashiaman Police and "trotro" drivers. According to an Accra-based radio station, police arrested a driver who was allegedly later beaten to death in the police cells.
Mercy!

Good thing this could never happen here! America has equal protection for all, and doesn't believe in the concept of "Only Ones"...oh...wait... never mind...

But it's still a good thing that Ghanaian gun control is working so well. Of course, I'd still avoid police funerals...

We're the Only Ones with a Citty Attitude Enough

OKC police chief wants tighter gun laws
Of course he does.

We all know "youth violence" will be forever curbed if only we further impede sales and register your guns.

OKC Chief "Only One" Bill Citty said it, I believe it, that settles it.
["I am smart" jingle courtesy of Homer Simpson]

Martial Law on the Installment Plan

For his part, Patrick Henry agreed that the provision granting power to Congress to call out the militia was a potentially fatal flaw in the document. "In this great, this essential part of the Constitution, if you are safe, it is not [because of] the Constitution, but [because of] the virtues of the men in government," he wryly observed. "If gentlemen are willing to trust themselves and posterity to so slender and improbable a chance, they have greater strength of nerves than I have."
William N Grigg shows how the militia of We the People has been replaced by what the Founders feared.

This guy is such a good and observant writer...

[Via Ron W]

Heresy or a Return to Basics?

Unfortunately, the 1911 had/has a design flaw that is mechanical in nature. It excludes the use of a shooting method with the 1911 that is natural, fast, automatic, and accurate, and that in turn, may prove fatal to a user.
I occasionally need to reiterate that this is a gun rights blog, not a gun blog. This is such a time, and I am providing this link without further comment.

I leave it to you to examine the thesis and offer your opinions.

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This two-day (16 hour) course of instruction will prepare the motivated outdoorsman to treat life-threatening and function-threatening medical conditions in the wilderness without access to classical EMS and medical resources.

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Of Guns and Butter Knives

Knife violence in London is now running as high as gun warfare in some US cities, it is claimed today.

One of Britain's leading trauma surgeons has told how one in three of his trauma patients is now a stabbing victim.
Well then it's obvious. They need more gun and kitchen utensil control.

It won't solve anything--but it will give me an unending source of ironic and stupid stories to comment on.

[Via Zachary G]

Wallace: No Surrender!

Smyrna gun shop owner Jay Wallace ended his current courtroom fight against a New York City lawsuit on Monday, saying that the trial was unfair and he accepted a judgment against him so he could appeal to a higher court.

"I wasn't getting a fair shake here in this court, so why should I continue?" Wallace said after the morning's legal action.
I was disheartened this morning to learn of this through Bloomberg's press release, which paints a very different picture of surrender--figures he would rely on misleading and omitting important facts to paint himself a media victory.

I wasn't aware that Bloomberg co-conspirator Judge Weinstein had relegated the jury to advisors only, in essence assigning to himself the role of judge, jury and executioner. And it looks like my suspicion about Bloomberg not testifying was correct.

Mr. Wallace's decision to withdraw and choose another venue that is not so blatantly corrupt is smart. He is indeed proving himself to be a bold and principled man, and worthy of our respect and support.

When I only had the Bloomberg press release to go on, I was going to say something about people not supporting Adventure Outdoors in its defense. Now that I've had a chance to see what's really going on I realize those who have not yet helped out have been given another chance.

Please go here and contribute to the defense fund. And spread the word.

This Day in History: June 3

On June 3, 1775, the Provincial Congress of New Jersey resolved .... "taking into consideration the cruel and arbitrary measures adopted and pursued by the British Parliment and present ministry, for the purpose of subjugating the Americal Colonies to the most abject servitude .... the inhabitants of this Province be forthwith properly armed and disciplined for defending the cause of American freedom ...

Monday, June 02, 2008

We're the Only Ones Defending Our Families Enough

Police say an off-duty officer has shot and killed an armed man who grabbed the officer's wife and their 3-year-old daughter in a Bronx elevator.
Very good.

Now how about the rest of us?

Can we protect our loved ones, too?

Or, when in the Bronx, is that a privilege reserved for "Only Ones"?

A Transforming Experience

AIRPORT guards stopped a man boarding a plane — for wearing a Transformers T-shirt showing a cartoon gun.
The robots aren't in disguise anymore.

It's just beyond nuts.

[Via Ron W]

Evidently--or Not

Los Angeles County prosecutors won't file felony charges against actor Dennis Farina for having a gun in his luggage at an airport earlier this month.
I wonder if they found me with a handgun at LAX and determined it was not registered with the state of California if they'd figure "there wasn't enough evidence"? Particularly if I was taking it with me to handgun-free Chicago.

I know there would be no evidence that I was a former "Only One," and also no evidence that any Hollywood movers and shakers with access and influence would be pulling for me...

And they haven't decided whether to file misdemeanor charges yet? And LA prosecutors notwithstanding, we're to believe no federal charges are applicable?

Gosh, I'd hate to think there might be two sets of standards in this country.

Well, OK Then

If all it took was closing a couple of shooting ranges to stop gun-toting Yanks from coming to our city, maybe we should have shut the doors on these clubs years ago.


But you're not getting any of our Internet dollars, either.

Angie Get Your Gun

HEAVILY pregnant Angelina Jolie has revealed she and partner Brad Pitt keep guns in their new French home to protect their growing family.
Huh.

I wonder how UN Goodwill Ambassador Angie squares that with this...?

Bringing a Knife to an Anti-Gun Fight

The grandson of a prominent anti-gun campaigner has been arrested after she was found stabbed to death at a flat in West Yorkshire.

Looks like:
A. People should focus on their families, and
B. She picked the wrong tool.

More on Emma Gee

If you weren't around this weekend, you missed another incident.

I'm fed up with this moron, so I'm going to share some other stuff I've found because I believe in exposing roaches to the light.

From KABA:
This is so much like this I can't help but wonder if they were composed by the same creature.

Another KABA comment:

That he continues to pollute pro-RKBA sites makes me wonder if he's truly just a lone nutcase or if he has a handler.

Bill Daly, Former FBI Investigator

His arguments in a nutshell: The answer is not more guns, the "Only Ones" are the only ones because they are so highly trained, and armed non-"Only Ones" will confuse these highly trained "Only Ones." Also, all young people are a bunch of irresponsible drunks.

Or some such foolishness.

It figures.

The guy is now a honcho with Control Risks Group, a well-connected global private security operation with a vested financial interest in propagating the mindset that only trained professionals are competent to protect.

Petition to Snuff Snuffy

We're the Only Ones Waking Them Up Enough

Though the deception left some teens temporarily confused and angry, if it makes even one student think twice before getting behind the wheel of a car while intoxicated, it is worth the price, said California Highway Patrol Officer Eric Newbury, who orchestrates the program at local high schools.

“When someone says to me, 'Oh, my God, you're traumatizing my children,' I'm telling them, 'No, what I'm doing is waking them up,' ” said Newbury, whose father was killed by a drunken driver.
Government's function is to secure the blessings of liberty, not wake anyone up, and certainly not lie to citizens to achieve its objectives. But good job teaching young citizens to never trust authority figures, Eric, particularly "Only Ones." The biggest lesson here is the ends justify the means, and if cops can lie to get what they want, why shouldn't we be able to?

It's like stupid DARE programs--most kids would never think to "huff" household chemicals unless some adult moron who can't grasp the concept of unintended consequences put the idea in their head.

I would bet there are no peer-reviewed validating statistics to prove that students who are subjected to the "Every 15 Minutes" LIE modify their behaviors, particularly a year, two or three into the future.

But because the cause is deemed so "worthwhile," and because there is no shortage of victims and survivor family members to exploit the sympathy of the herd, the charade continues. Just like with the gun issue.

[Via cycjec, from The Agitator]

This Day in History: June 2

We are now compelled to raise an Army, which with the assistance of the other colonies, we hope under the smiles of heaven, will be able to defend us and all America from the further butcheries and devastations of our implacable enemies.But as the sword should in all free states be subservient to the civil powers and as it is the duty of the Magistrates to support it for the peoples necessary defence, we tremble at having an army (although consisting of our countrymen) established here without a civil power to provide for and controul them.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

The World According to Chelsea

Chelsea Clinton: 'We need to do more with gun control'
Coming from a privileged elitist who's enjoyed tax cow-funded armed bodyguards all of her life...

Always Think Falsify

In his apology last week, acting ATF director Michael Sullivan conceded the agency had distributed 242 engraved multi-tools.

Previously, the agency maintained none had been distributed.
BATFU lied?

I missed that earlier.

I would never have believed it had an "Authorized Journalist" not confirmed it.

Teach What?

Clement to teach
Teach what? Sabotage?

[Via Chris Horton]

We're the Only Ones Retaliatory Enough

Heather Squires’ blood alcohol content that night was 0.00...She hadn’t had a drop to drink...

[H]er husband, Jason, is a DUI attorney based in Mesa.

A few months before Heather’s arrest, in fact, he helped a client beat the rap for extreme DUI at a jury trial...

The officer who arrested the guy? Bond Gonzalez — the same cop who would arrest Heather Squires.

Tolerating these ceaseless "Only One" abuses is about as senseless as being drunk.

[Via Andre D]

BATFU on Uppers a Downer

Per "Maximum Mike":
The upper assembly of the Fabrique Nationale Herstal SA (FN) FNC rifle is classified as the receiver of the firearm for purposes of the Gun Control Act, 18 U.S.C. Chapter 44, and the National Firearms Act, 26 U.S.C. Chapter 53.

Per Len Savage:
According to the criteria that ATF applied to figure out the "Upper" is the "receiver" according to the law for an FNC, If the same criteria were applied to the AR-15 / M-16 the "upper" must be the "receiver" not the lower.

Would this impact the NFRTR if the ATF ever does apply the same criteria at some point to the AR-15/M-16?

We're the Only Ones Camera Shy Enough

And naturally, the photographer was arrested.

I wonder if it occurs to any of these "Authorized Journalists"--once they've been mugged--that this business of having "Only Ones" might not be such a good idea...?

[Via Cigar Rollers]